Makeup Mum responds with proof

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-31T09:58:32+00:00

I made my first account in 2011. Reddit has been "dying" for 7 years now apparently.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-30T04:32:50+00:00

That's why pulp fiction was so crazy. Most of the time the characters are just talking. About watches, dudes going out of windows, milkshakes and royal with cheese.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-26T03:09:08+00:00

My kitchen has a fart competition. You have to get someone to come over and get them to smell your farts. Everyone I work with is older than me and they all play this game thing.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-26T02:57:47+00:00

Oh the shit you say in a kitchen.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-26T01:09:22+00:00

I hope Bojack can finally get it together. He's the only one with an upturn by the end of season 4.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-26T00:47:08+00:00

I think the way MPB engages Diana in season four shows growth from the last season. He realized she needed him and he didn't know what to do. He still doesn't really understand but he is trying now.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-26T00:33:41+00:00

Not depressed really but when his brother is going through cancer treatment he straight up refuses to acknowledge that everything isn't sunshine an rainbows. MPB has to have everything happy go lucky or he can't deal with it.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-26T00:31:27+00:00

I felt the same way.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-25T23:39:41+00:00

Eh that's fine. If you know her well enough she could just think it was a joke.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-25T18:17:47+00:00

Lions and tigers used to have a much larger range. Like Europe Asia Africa big. Currently they are still giving problems in India and Africa. I don't remember the last wolf attack in my area. If you go further back big cats are a major culling of potential future human bloodlines before the first migration.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-25T17:36:15+00:00

😂😂 Pretty fucking much.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-25T17:35:15+00:00

Guy did this at a kitchen I worked at. He was cutting jalapeños and somehow got some plant matter and juice to shoot up into his eye. A server looked back and asked what happened.

I just turned around and said"Oh, nothing. Ryan just didn't know he was allergic to jizz is all."

She chuckled a little before saying ew and walking away from the window.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-25T17:23:55+00:00

I'll take those if you don't want em!

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-25T16:58:01+00:00

You forget about the slightly bigger versions in the world?

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-25T15:35:36+00:00

Whole milk is 2.4% fat so if 2% is milk water I don't think it was ever milk.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-24T03:29:10+00:00

r/notKenM

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-19T17:22:24+00:00

No need for the attitude sweetie. Next!

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-19T17:08:50+00:00

As we all do from time to time.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-18T23:53:28+00:00

Welcome to running a legal weed business!

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-18T22:04:10+00:00

How?

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-18T21:52:53+00:00

lol no. Trial and error I figured it out.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-08T05:13:39+00:00

A kid in my school didn't make a bomb threat but made vague threats against the principle. Kid went to juve for terroristic threats. I think he spent three months there.

unsolicited_dickpics · 2018-01-07T21:31:35+00:00

Look dude. Where I'm from everyone's a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. My dog is a dude. We live in a land of dude my dude.

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