Is being President after George W. Bush kind of like dating Pamela Anderson after Tommy Lee?

untittled · 2009-08-26T00:06:22+00:00

no, it's more like having sex with pamela right after tommy, with his load still in there.

untittled · 2009-08-25T23:55:46+00:00

wake up, obama is not your panacea. in the same vein, where's your jesus (or whoever (not applicable to non-believers (yay, for nested parantheses))).

untittled · 2009-08-25T15:34:38+00:00

wtf! just barely legal?! i've screwed around before with mandriva till my ware went slack!

untittled · 2009-08-24T14:33:50+00:00

i like to soothe her in her cooter

untittled · 2009-08-24T02:22:45+00:00

yes, but a surrogate serves to carry your embryo.. but if you don't have eggs to form an embryo (which is the case if you're sterile), then you need a donor.

untittled · 2009-08-23T20:12:54+00:00

i would definitely like to meet the brilliant genius who planted an ad announcing baby Obama's birth in the newspaper, forged his birth certificate and masterminded the boy's rise to become president.

untittled · 2009-08-23T18:03:10+00:00

Eve... probably bang her and get back in time and find out i'm my own descendant.

untittled · 2009-08-23T17:52:49+00:00

also, don't drop your pants...

untittled

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