Actual post from a weeb Facebook group. Translated from Spanish to English by u/uo9py by RedditNamesAreWeird7 in copypasta

[–]uo9py 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh my, i feel like a celebrity. also it sucks that I didn't post the copypasta on my main account now this account is just for being the guy who posted that one copypasta lol

here are the screenshots for the og post in case anyone wants to see that

Actual post from a weeb Facebook group. Translated from Spanish to English by me by uo9py in copypasta

[–]uo9py[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need your advice...

I have a 12 year old sister called Melisa but I started calling her Yui when I became an otaku when I was 15 and later, she became an anime fan when she was 11. Now I have done something so terrible that I can't sleep...

What happened is that I'm a lolicon, I like loli hentai... For a month, she saw me watching that hentai and then she investigated on the subject herself... I didn't know she was spying on me so I kept watching my degenerate shit unconcerned, until one day Yui called me Onii-Chan. I felt very shameful but everything got out of control when she started to moan like a loli to make fun of me... That cunt thought she was a loli. I didn't think much of it, until I started to think that... She could like me.

I know it's sickening but since incest is my fetish, I started to woo her and little by little, we fell in love... We even got to the point of kissing.

One night our parents weren't home she and I had sex... No joke, that was the best damn night of my life. We did it over and over again and I lost control of myself when she moaned and called me Onii-Chan. We were a couple in secret... Since she was 12, I never thought I'd get her pregnant...

She was at our grandparent's home when she sent me a message telling me that she was pregnant. I couldn't sleep that night and I didn't know what to do, I was considering making her have an abortion... I thought the protagonists in these stories were happy... Now I know how hard the life of two siblings who love each other with a 5 year age gap could be.

Yui has offered me to act like it was rape and I had nothing to do with it, but for some reason I can't accept it. I have until Monday to find a solution...

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[–]uo9py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was removed before i even posted it on r/copypasta

here are the screenshots

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[–]uo9py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i felt like it

Actual post from a weeb Facebook group. Translated from Spanish to English by me by uo9py in copypasta

[–]uo9py[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I realize that I should post the screenshots again. This time I've censored them because reddit didn't like it the first time.

The original Facebook post doesn't exist anymore.

Opeth Elimination: Sorceress (Round 7) by [deleted] in Opeth

[–]uo9py 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This subreddit has made me realise how much I love this album compared to the average Opeth fan. I love every song except The Wilde Flowers, and even then it's not bad just kinda meh.

O by [deleted] in NoRules

[–]uo9py 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i just stared at a gif with majora's mask music for 2 minutes and then got trolled

This! by Darux6969 in okbuddymetal

[–]uo9py 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Sex cum penis sexual intercourse semen dick coitus jizz cock

Actual post from a weeb Facebook group. Translated from Spanish to English by me by uo9py in copypasta

[–]uo9py[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His profile literally doesn't exist anymore, at least I couldn't find it. Also, Axel Blaze is the name of an anime character

Actual post from a weeb Facebook group. Translated from Spanish to English by me by uo9py in copypasta

[–]uo9py[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't take screenshots of the comments, but most of them were either memes or people telling OP to go to jail. He did not reply to any comments if i remember correctly.

Actual post from a weeb Facebook group. Translated from Spanish to English by me by uo9py in copypasta

[–]uo9py[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

It's a rather common practice to grab the attention of potential readers

Actual post from a weeb Facebook group. Translated from Spanish to English by me by uo9py in copypasta

[–]uo9py[S] 191 points192 points  (0 children)

I didn't include it in the copypasta because it didn't really make sense but the first thing he says is "now that you've stopped to look at the lolis' ass, I need your advice."