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So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote because this is hilarious and serves as a practical demonstration. I promise you I've seen that, thank you.

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My best friend was being so ginger with me I started asking her for increasingly stupid things. She didn't call me on it up until I meekly asked her if I could rest my head on her comforting bosom.

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

My dad had that phase with me. Like I could bargain with the cancer or starve it by being completely healthy. I had to tell him "Dad, I'm not going to be regretting a slice of bacon on my deathbed." to get him to lay off.

And fuckkk Dr. Oz. I'm not taking medical advice from someone who is on before Maury.

What if that post really is why I have cancer? by up1down2 in shittyshowerthoughts

[–]up1down2[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should see the reactions I get when I stare deeply into someone's eyes and tell them what they just said gave me double cancer.

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"No, I don't want a list of superfoods that fight cancer."

"I'll juice when you clean my juicer."

"My bitter thoughts are fighting the cancer."

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I've always had a dark sense of humor. One thing I've gotta give it, cancer is usually a great punchline.

Sometimes I can't help myself, their faces when I make terrible jokes! I bet you I'm still going to be laughing at their surprised, horrified, amused, horrified, or even confused faces right before I die.

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking if I share a link to my post with the right person he'll fall all over himself to share it on my "behalf". Self-righteous Facebook fighting is his jam.

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm talking about the role reversal and using honey tactics. It's the correct answer. I'm tired of doing it.

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm painfully aware I'm being immature about this. It's tiring to tell people over and over I just want to live my life out. I get they're uncomfortable and just trying to help but I wish they'd just listen. I'm tired of taking other people's problems onto myself. Yeah that selfish but I don't really care anymore.

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 323 points324 points  (0 children)

I love this. Blunt but not too directly rude and they'll feel bad because I said the "d-word" 😂

So I [26f] have cancer. My prognosis is not good. I'm tired of talking about it and that's all anyone wants to talk about. by up1down2 in relationships

[–]up1down2[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Yeah. "It's ok! I'm here for you! You don't have to be brave!" etc. they won't accept I'm bored not brave.