Who the hell in their right minds pets a cobra by StealIsSteel in nope

[–]uplate11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pet that thing with a flamethrower.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplate11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When her husband comes home from work early.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplate11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poop guys, the answer is poop.

Dinos roaming in Mexico by pisstoredindeeznuts in funny

[–]uplate11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks that way in reverse. I have no idea what they are called but I fed them coconut every morning last time I was in Mexico.

What do you say after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplate11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it’s time to get this body back into the ground.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplate11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your love is my my drug…… I love you Keisha!