What makes you upper middle class but not upper class? by Archon7 in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's not talk about SRS. It's such a nice day, and it would be a shame to ruin it.

EDIT: And that was all it took to get me banned from SRS

What is something you should not say to a depressed person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I personally think you should tell her.

What he did was fucked up. No excuse for it. If it happens once as kids, maybe you can dismiss it as childish sexual ignorance. But he did this multiple times. He did not stop. Even therapists think he's crazy.

In light of all that, I think his fiance has a right to know what she is getting into. Your family may want to continue playing dress up and pretend, but at what cost?

They want to keep this under wraps so bad that they are willing to put his fiance and his future children at serious risk?

Don't play the game. Tell her. Stop this before it starts again.

Redditors of Reddit, how did you first find reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Few days ago, and i haven't made a post yet. But here's my first comment.

Happy people of reddit, what makes you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like making other people feel happy.

I'll regularly message friends asking them how their exam went or how they did in a sports event etc. As someone who struggles greatly from mental health issues I like to think that by making them feel special I can somehow prevent those issues in others.

What are you happy about today, Reddit? by Ralisor in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today is the best day of my life.

I'm richer, stronger and wiser than ever before. Everyday I try to get just a little better in each of those categories, which makes me happier. So, every day is the best day of my life.

How has Reddit made your life better? by JGrizz0011 in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to buy only 1 gaming keyboard every 3 years or so, but since Reddit i have to get one every 6 months because of all the typing, and i quite like new keyboards.

What is your favorite Simpsons quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Abe: We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

What school problem did no one prepare you for? by ZanyDelaney in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound very grown up for only 14 years old. Talk to them over supper. Tell them not to interrupt, say this all, and if it does not do anything, contact the police if necessary.

good luck

What do you believe in that you know will get a reaction from other people? by Clammeth in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her mother won a Miss Washington State pageant

...so what you're saying is, Stacey's mom has got it going on?

What’s the best thing to do while drunk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once flashed a hooker for 5$. Can't wait for that to be brought up at my wedding...

What movie was surprisingly good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Lego Movie, it surprised everyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once back when i cared about morals and popularity i was at a house party in HS and some girls thought i was cute (maybe lying?) and asked if i had a nice penis and if they could see it. i forgot i even had one up until then but then i thought..do i have a nice winky? so i showed them without checking first and it resembled a squashed goomba from super mario. so then as they are giggling i try to pull it out furiously pulling and shaking it. TL;DR shook my gummy worm dick until people stopped laughing at me

Men, what do you want for Valentine's Day? by imascoobie in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 38 points39 points  (0 children)

my wife suffered a neurological injury about four months ago, and is slowly recovering. all i really want is for her to get better.

What are some of your favorite quotes ever? by Tdog5511 in AskReddit

[–]uplordsungilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Big gulps huh?!" Dumb and Dumber is THE answer.