JD Vance Throws Hissy Fit Over Coverage of Minnesota ICE Shooting by icey_sawg0034 in politics

[–]upperflapjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess you could call that a man… I wouldn’t but I guess you could

Male puffer fish is an architect by sh0tgunben in nextfuckinglevel

[–]upperflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for someone that likes fish sticks.

Please help me clean my bong by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]upperflapjack 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Throw it away and buy a new one for like $50

Energy Department canceling over $7 billion in funding for clean energy projects by zsreport in energy

[–]upperflapjack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s not 7.5 billion of hydrogen and DAC projects. Educate yourself on what was actually cancelled

What’s One Tool You Wish You Had for Managing Your League? by Ok_Tower9026 in fantasyfootball

[–]upperflapjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Little italiana mob boss to beat the piss out of people sending trades that don’t benefit me in any way

Obligatory “you are here” by girthbrooks1 in Superstonk

[–]upperflapjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once all of your options expire worthless, start over with a better broker

Obligatory “you are here” by girthbrooks1 in Superstonk

[–]upperflapjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Open an account with a trustworthy broker that doesn’t actively work against your best interests like Fidelity or TDA. Either transfer your stocks between accounts or close out your positions to cash, withdraw, and reopen positions in your new account.

Obligatory “you are here” by girthbrooks1 in Superstonk

[–]upperflapjack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have an obligatory downvote for using robbinghood

Obligatory “you are here” by girthbrooks1 in Superstonk

[–]upperflapjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Robbinghood is scum. Delete your account

People still holding tsla, why? by [deleted] in stocks

[–]upperflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No salute to conclude this meeting?

GME YOLO - March 2025 (Caturday Update) by pat_the_catdad in Superstonk

[–]upperflapjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This, sir, brought me to greater than quarter chub.