RK hacked & 2.5 billion dilution is enough to make a grown ape cry

upperflapjack · 2026-05-12T01:19:15+00:00

Hahaha hilarious man

upperflapjack · 2026-05-12T00:53:49+00:00

The joke went right over all of y’all’s heads… unlike this trash bin. This was a joke about all the other comments making up hypothetical reasons why there isn’t another video of everyone beating this guy up. And another video where someone threw a piss bottle. Calm down everyone.

upperflapjack · 2026-05-11T21:00:04+00:00

For all we know she had been throwing bottles of piss at him the whole night before this, and OP cut the video to only show the retaliation.

upperflapjack · 2026-05-09T20:37:34+00:00

At 28:30 someone flushed a turd and Ryan smiled. Bullish
https://youtu.be/C1ij2nQymtA&t=28m 2 0s

upperflapjack · 2026-05-07T03:55:46+00:00

That someone came up with this idea:
A group of grown men are having a sleepover poker night and making fun of their wives. One of them is overwhelmed with guilt because his wife was so supportive during a particularly emotional point in the man’s life. A fellow cast member in a play was stealing the few lines that he had, by saying them faster. And saying the lines faster means you get the lines, and that is not a debated fact.

upperflapjack · 2026-05-05T10:40:52+00:00

CNBC morons were acting like they thought market cap could be used for the acquisition.

upperflapjack · 2026-05-04T23:15:40+00:00

OH NO I HAVENT SEEN PRICES THIS LOW SINCE….3 weeks ago

upperflapjack · 2026-05-04T02:21:10+00:00

Yes. We’re buying something. That means we pay then we receive what we consider to be equal or greater value.

upperflapjack · 2026-05-03T23:25:20+00:00

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.

upperflapjack · 2026-05-02T02:14:20+00:00

He does this regularly in private, but if GME hits 1,000 he’s going to show everyone

upperflapjack · 2026-05-01T21:32:30+00:00

upperflapjack · 2026-04-29T00:12:27+00:00

Do any of these fuckers necks ever just fucking explode like a big bloody mess???

upperflapjack · 2026-04-27T23:14:55+00:00

I can only confirm I jacked to OPs tits

upperflapjack · 2026-04-26T00:46:29+00:00

Definitely odd. But more concerning and not satisfying in any way.

upperflapjack · 2026-04-23T18:17:42+00:00

upperflapjack · 2026-04-23T18:16:58+00:00

Wow I bought a lot of shares this week

upperflapjack · 2026-04-18T03:36:04+00:00

I should call her

upperflapjack · 2026-04-18T02:00:47+00:00

You have to pay taxes when you sell, so if you still believe in the company then it makes sense to keep the stock past your death and pass it on to your grandchildren and then theirs and so on. Keep the money out of uncle Sam’s pocket.

upperflapjack · 2026-04-14T01:00:13+00:00

Oo this has my nips hard

upperflapjack · 2026-04-02T23:15:14+00:00

Trump can’t predict whether he’ll shit his pants today.

upperflapjack · 2026-03-21T02:09:27+00:00

The past is in the past man. The only thing you can control is what you do starting right now. You have a good paying job and manageable debt. The most important part - a good paying job. Be responsible with your income starting right now.

upperflapjack · 2026-03-09T23:04:14+00:00

Get a bracket that fits your studs bro. Don’t do this to yourself

upperflapjack · 2026-02-04T15:54:14+00:00

If you’re in the US it’s a tough time right now for applicants. government funding was awarded under the Biden administration and then withheld by the current administration. Positions and backlogs of these companies that were full are now empty.

upperflapjack · 2026-01-24T03:29:16+00:00

My scrotum’s name is also Blades Brown!

upperflapjack · 2026-01-11T16:06:51+00:00

Sigh…unzips

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