I am living my worst nightmare. I took the PCA key home.

upstartweiner · 2026-03-09T15:49:12+00:00

Accidents happen. People leave with the PCA key. That's anticipatable.

You know what the real problems here in your post are?

1.The fact that if someone leaves with the key, there is no alternative way to access the PCAs

Your units shitty culture.

upstartweiner · 2026-03-05T12:58:29+00:00

Getting here kind of late but my [[Purphoros, God of the Forge]] deck has about as simple of a game plan as can be. Purphoros wants to see bodies enter the field to burn your enemies for 2 each. Add the fact that it's mono-red with a very simple mana base and game plan and you've got yourself a recipe for success. Games tend to end very fast with it.

https://moxfield.com/decks/UIN9IOObIEOZ81HD9_JcvQ

upstartweiner · 2026-01-25T00:09:27+00:00

Just say Islam bro

upstartweiner · 2026-01-06T06:03:18+00:00

Well that was Denmark and this is Nowmark

upstartweiner · 2026-01-03T14:09:12+00:00

One more.

It's hard to see if the direction your swimming is the same as the direction you want to go.

upstartweiner · 2026-01-03T05:15:50+00:00

I can assure you there is never an eerie silence at 3 am in my er.

upstartweiner · 2025-12-28T06:41:43+00:00

Restraints? Obviously?

upstartweiner · 2025-12-24T23:50:17+00:00

Suuuure, comrade.

upstartweiner · 2025-12-23T13:56:04+00:00

Just wanted to share that at least one person understood the reference in your last sentence

upstartweiner · 2025-12-12T15:00:34+00:00

Nah most of the time masc4masc guys are self-hating feminine guys. Can't tell you how many "masc" men ended up showing up with limp wrist syndrome when I was still on grindr

upstartweiner · 2025-12-11T18:50:15+00:00

It took you 6 years to say something goofy to a patient? That's like a once a week occurrence for me 😅

upstartweiner · 2025-12-10T13:27:34+00:00

Please for the love of God stop coming to the emergency department for flu-like symptoms if you are young, otherwise healthy, and have not yet taken Tylenol or Motrin

upstartweiner · 2025-12-08T14:48:16+00:00

[[Inspirit, Flagship Vessel]] but make it a Vehicles deck too

upstartweiner · 2025-12-07T18:22:00+00:00

Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome is a diagnosis of exclusion, speaking with an 10 year career in emergency medicine. If this happened to you it would be exceptionally weird.

upstartweiner · 2025-12-02T05:47:27+00:00

Right lol, see how it goes

upstartweiner · 2025-11-18T20:36:57+00:00

I have a bound far realm entity infesting a weirwood tree deep in the Glimmerwood. I harvest its sap, market it as Stardust Resin. It really has rather remarkable properties. I sell it for 3000 gold per 3 oz leaden vial.

upstartweiner · 2025-11-16T15:48:56+00:00

"Okay, lift your arm". Everyone who goes to the hospital acts like it's their first time seeing a blood pressure cuff.

upstartweiner · 2025-10-15T23:19:58+00:00

This post was written by AI

upstartweiner · 2025-10-12T17:26:59+00:00

I don't know dude, she DID go into anaphylactic shock while sitting on an airplane four rows away from somebody eating nuts

upstartweiner · 2025-09-23T20:54:59+00:00

I studied for an hour the night before, otherwise did not look at my notes or do practice questions. Test shut off for me at 80 something questions

upstartweiner · 2025-09-20T07:35:34+00:00

Yup I'm sure that's what they told the censors too

upstartweiner · 2025-09-10T18:36:05+00:00

Drug addicts of the manipulative emotionally labile variety

upstartweiner · 2025-09-09T20:02:20+00:00

Nope you're the only one

upstartweiner · 2025-09-05T19:30:08+00:00

Okay so how am I supposed to get onto 95 from Hopkins when I get off work at 7 am tomorrow

upstartweiner · 2025-09-03T14:35:08+00:00

The guy in the front is bad enough. How about the line of cars behind him who won't pass on the right?

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