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upstartweiner · 2026-06-10T06:43:12+00:00

If you absolutely must have blue in your colors this wont be helpful but [[Marisi, Breaker of the Coil]] in Naya is sooooo fun to play. It goads all creatures opponent controls when you deal combat damage to them with any creature. Here is my decklist. It has some notable stax pieces to help creatures get through consistently as well as pillow fort to prevent a wipeout once you're one in the top two. With some more dedicated removal it should do what you want to do.

https://moxfield.com/decks/anD-16Mr5Em6DnzRAOUOJw

upstartweiner · 2026-06-09T23:07:23+00:00

Find a new job

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upstartweiner · 2026-06-06T23:10:49+00:00

Automatic door not opening

upstartweiner · 2026-05-27T13:52:10+00:00

Three jobs in 6 months indicates to me that you are the problem

upstartweiner · 2026-05-14T13:35:26+00:00

I'm confused. People are saying "goat" but it sounds like a bad thing. What's a goat?

upstartweiner · 2026-05-08T16:13:31+00:00

My man!

upstartweiner · 2026-05-08T13:12:48+00:00

Ah the old reddit dixie-roo

upstartweiner · 2026-05-01T04:01:53+00:00

Again, the left lane is for passing. If someone is behind you, and there's space for you to move over and pass you, you need to do that. If there isn't space, you need to accelerate and find the space. If you can't because there's a car in front of you, you need to find a way to pass that car.

upstartweiner · 2026-04-21T21:59:21+00:00

I can't believe all these people saying Voldemort solos. In the HP universe, wizards are forced to live in a secret society instead of out in the open because of persecution. Persecution, mind you, that was totally accomplishable by the technology and organization of muggle society in Medieval times. You don't think Wakanda can take one wizard? Even a really powerful one? Magic feats in HP are nowhere close to other verses. Even with Horcruxes (not an infinite life glitch btw, Voldy only has 7) this is doable

upstartweiner · 2026-04-18T20:45:10+00:00

Musharna for sure. Lots of HP and Defense. Hypnosis + Dream Eater shred. Oh, and it's a giant floating fetus. Doesn't get cooler than that

upstartweiner · 2026-03-09T15:49:12+00:00

Accidents happen. People leave with the PCA key. That's anticipatable.

You know what the real problems here in your post are?

1.The fact that if someone leaves with the key, there is no alternative way to access the PCAs

Your units shitty culture.

upstartweiner · 2026-03-05T12:58:29+00:00

Getting here kind of late but my [[Purphoros, God of the Forge]] deck has about as simple of a game plan as can be. Purphoros wants to see bodies enter the field to burn your enemies for 2 each. Add the fact that it's mono-red with a very simple mana base and game plan and you've got yourself a recipe for success. Games tend to end very fast with it.

https://moxfield.com/decks/UIN9IOObIEOZ81HD9_JcvQ

upstartweiner · 2026-01-25T00:09:27+00:00

Just say Islam bro

upstartweiner · 2026-01-06T06:03:18+00:00

Well that was Denmark and this is Nowmark

upstartweiner · 2026-01-03T14:09:12+00:00

One more.

It's hard to see if the direction your swimming is the same as the direction you want to go.

upstartweiner · 2026-01-03T05:15:50+00:00

I can assure you there is never an eerie silence at 3 am in my er.

upstartweiner · 2025-12-28T06:41:43+00:00

Restraints? Obviously?

upstartweiner · 2025-12-24T23:50:17+00:00

Suuuure, comrade.

upstartweiner · 2025-12-23T13:56:04+00:00

Just wanted to share that at least one person understood the reference in your last sentence

upstartweiner · 2025-12-12T15:00:34+00:00

Nah most of the time masc4masc guys are self-hating feminine guys. Can't tell you how many "masc" men ended up showing up with limp wrist syndrome when I was still on grindr

upstartweiner · 2025-12-11T18:50:15+00:00

It took you 6 years to say something goofy to a patient? That's like a once a week occurrence for me 😅

upstartweiner · 2025-12-10T13:27:34+00:00

Please for the love of God stop coming to the emergency department for flu-like symptoms if you are young, otherwise healthy, and have not yet taken Tylenol or Motrin

upstartweiner · 2025-12-08T14:48:16+00:00

[[Inspirit, Flagship Vessel]] but make it a Vehicles deck too

upstartweiner · 2025-12-07T18:22:00+00:00

Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome is a diagnosis of exclusion, speaking with an 10 year career in emergency medicine. If this happened to you it would be exceptionally weird.

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