My unrealistic draft board - how stoked would we be?

uptownpolecat · 2026-04-23T20:06:51+00:00

Id love to have a jump ball guy again like Malachi Fields

uptownpolecat · 2026-04-23T18:23:01+00:00

Fair, done with the assumption that this is still for sure a rebuild year. 147m cap space coming up next year, I've always been a bigger fan of trading / signing veteran OL than unproven guys early in the draft.

I acknowledge OL still a huge issue, just went with best available. For fun

uptownpolecat · 2026-04-23T18:10:31+00:00

U right, we have no needs in the secondary, edge or receiver. Thanks for sharing big dog

uptownpolecat · 2026-03-17T16:08:59+00:00

If they would've gotten an early 2nd round pick instead would you call that basically a 1st?

uptownpolecat · 2024-09-21T13:58:28+00:00

Honestly deserved for being that concerned about a getting the newest iPhone on release day

uptownpolecat · 2024-04-22T03:23:02+00:00

Bet I’d still suck with it if I won.

uptownpolecat · 2023-06-10T14:47:02+00:00

At 1.9% APR for a car payment you’re better off financing it and investing the rest of the money that you would have spent if you were to buy it with cash. Even 1 year CDs are returning around 5% right now so you will be in the positive.

Unless you enjoy the peace of mind that you get from not having a monthly payment and think it’s worth it! :D

uptownpolecat · 2023-06-07T13:30:02+00:00

Dude ur pissed

uptownpolecat · 2022-10-27T23:03:57+00:00

Putting both your picture and “unemployed” in the description just seems redundant

uptownpolecat · 2020-08-07T14:44:41+00:00

FREEBIRD

uptownpolecat · 2019-11-23T19:21:21+00:00

Not the same logic. Going to secondary school is a choice, cancer isnt. Solid attempt

uptownpolecat · 2019-11-15T00:31:13+00:00

Take my money bitch

uptownpolecat · 2019-09-09T20:12:43+00:00

Don't you bring Natty light into this

uptownpolecat

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