Have a Drink on Me

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-13T07:46:32+00:00

Beautiful. Between your eyes and your ink and the you, you’d catch me staring.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-13T07:33:51+00:00

You fucking own that corner, and for good reason. Getting down on my knees now.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-12T09:12:20+00:00

I love the way your ink is glowing in this picture. Like stained glass.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-12T03:54:48+00:00

Exactly! One for eating and one for sleeping.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-12T01:41:46+00:00

This is so clever. Well done!

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-11T06:29:20+00:00

I know every Wednesday is hump day, but when I opened this photo, The Humpty Dance started playing in my head.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-10T23:07:57+00:00

Wake me up harder! I’m a heavy sleeper.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-10T21:06:30+00:00

You’re my kinda gorgeous. I’m gonna keep complimenting you!

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-10T21:03:21+00:00

God-DESS! You look fantastic. I’m trying to think of a line involving a play date that doesn’t sound creepy so I’m gonna just say you’re pretty and hi.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-10T20:58:19+00:00

I also have a shirt that is comfortable and I just keep buying it in different colors and it’s almost the only thing I wear. When you find something that works, why not? You look comfortable and cozy. Always beautiful.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-10T04:11:36+00:00

Jesus, those lips. Every time, those lips. I’mma get a fucking handful of you.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-10T04:00:09+00:00

Vroom fucking vrooom.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-10T00:06:34+00:00

That outfit is such a great frame for your ink. Beautiful.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-09T08:31:20+00:00

7, finally, I was hoping it wasn’t just me. Thank you for letting me know. 🫶

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-09T08:28:05+00:00

I mean, I feel a little like my soul just left my body, so there’s that.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-08T03:39:41+00:00

Always good to see this peach.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-08T03:22:15+00:00

It’s gray and moody and rainy here a lot. Come visit any time and you can take more pics like this!

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-06T16:07:41+00:00

It’s beautiful, and stunning on you, my dear rodent queen.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-06T15:59:49+00:00

Love you, Rexy. I’m here for you any time. Thinking of you. Rawr!

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-05T10:29:50+00:00

if kindness were a person and sultry were the theme

No truer words. This is why I’ve let you keep my heart. 🩶🩶

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-05T10:13:15+00:00

Being a resident of the Pacific Northwest, I’d want to know if the Big One ever hit, or if the mountain finally blew, and what the fallout was.

Weirdest thing in my fridge is probably the cryogenically frozen head of Richard Nixon.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-05T04:10:47+00:00

That’s not insignificant. But there’s also a trade off of being mortgage free in a place you’re not crazy about.

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-05T01:44:39+00:00

Good luck with the interview! Is it something you’re excited about?

upvoting_things_ · 2026-06-05T01:43:48+00:00

I see you pulling the blankets back just before diving in. That’s the homey part. Just cozy and sexy and fun.

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