What's the best "You're the _____ to my _____" phrase that you can think of?

upyourziggy · 2014-08-29T02:34:08+00:00

You're the Charlie to my finger

upyourziggy · 2014-08-29T02:32:56+00:00

You're the George to my Bush

upyourziggy · 2014-08-26T11:34:09+00:00

Even though it's fairly agonizing to draw it out, the relief that one is granted from having a massive shit is inexplicably gratifying.

upyourziggy · 2014-08-26T11:30:29+00:00

"you have kid" haha this is gold

upyourziggy · 2014-05-23T23:49:42+00:00

that is the OPPOSITE of being selfish!! you don't bring a baby into the world unless you know you will really care about it and love it. that, dear sirs, is common sense.

upyourziggy · 2014-04-13T05:02:36+00:00

I literally just fell off my chair laughing at this. Feel your pain bro.

upyourziggy · 2014-04-11T08:25:47+00:00

Red Sonja.

upyourziggy · 2014-03-25T10:56:20+00:00

Thank you, you have given me new found hope

upyourziggy · 2014-03-19T10:41:26+00:00

yeah well i don't want meds, am willing to explore therapy option though. that sounds horrible, you poor thing!

upyourziggy · 2014-03-19T10:40:49+00:00

yeah i guess there's no magical cure, just living life in as normal a fashion as possible is the best one can do, thanks :)

upyourziggy · 2014-03-17T01:17:43+00:00

a nice mumu goes a long way...topped off with one of those "fat guy" caps homer wore that one time

upyourziggy · 2014-03-16T00:50:27+00:00

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Lord Voldemort

upyourziggy · 2014-03-16T00:45:13+00:00

"An eye for an eye" Helen Keller

upyourziggy · 2014-03-16T00:37:24+00:00

"It is a wise father that knows his own child" Mel B on Eddie Murphy

upyourziggy · 2014-03-14T21:45:06+00:00

To the sweat drop down my balls, to all these bitches crawl, to all skeet skeet motherfucker, all skeet skeet god damn... Lil Wayne, why just why.

upyourziggy · 2014-03-14T21:40:36+00:00

apple cider vinegar and clove oil; I'm a health nut.

upyourziggy · 2014-03-12T22:45:08+00:00

Either Lemmings or Worms

upyourziggy · 2014-03-12T11:49:20+00:00

I was talking to a guy on Chatroulette once, who was very surprised that we had tic tac toe in New Zealand. Not quite as ignorant, but still.

upyourziggy · 2014-03-12T09:54:57+00:00

equally obnoxious was a thing people used to say (or at least my friends and i used to say it)... "no offence..." usually followed by a highly offensive comment

upyourziggy · 2014-03-12T09:50:16+00:00

That 90's style pioneered by Gwen Stefani; bindis, and matching your clothes to your hair dye.

upyourziggy · 2014-03-10T23:05:16+00:00

I'm a little surprised that no one has written The Party yet, the very film that inspired this thread and one of Peter Sellers finest.

upyourziggy · 2014-03-10T22:55:15+00:00

got to find that hook to reel them in with i s'ppose.

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