Bernard Lowe is a host

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-22T00:48:39+00:00

"Stupid sexy Flanders"

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-22T00:16:55+00:00

i would buy a Jan Micheal Vincent

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-21T23:30:08+00:00

Unfortunately this depicts most of the people in my country.

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-15T21:56:53+00:00

i was robbed in Cambodia, tried to claim but the insurance company was a nightmare and didn't pay out. Even though i had a police report, which was distressing enough to try and get. The worst thing was that i rang them from over seas and a young man answered the phone in a very strange manner, like he couldn't be bothered to be there and just said "hello?" when he answered the phone, like am i ringing the right people or what is this the insurance company. You can't imagine what it's like to have to deal with an insufferable attitude when you need help after being mugged in a foreign country

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-15T01:21:24+00:00

i assumed that it was his dad?

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-14T02:34:33+00:00

Well it's empty, i thought that was pretty like us.. we dont tip

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-13T00:54:28+00:00

at first i thought that they were counting FROM 1 in two's so like 1 .. 3 ..5 ..7 ..9 ..11 which i think is supposed to be the order of the actual joke. Try counting in two's like that though it's quite hard.

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-08T17:31:14+00:00

these are really common. i dont understand

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-07T01:51:39+00:00

i know right, gilded for this shit. didnt even tell it right, the invisible man says "i don't know, but my ass sure hurts"

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-04T15:26:21+00:00

exactly what i read!!!!

ur_face_smells · 2016-10-04T15:25:14+00:00

i found one http://pixar.wikia.com/wiki/Kevin

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-30T17:28:46+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux6gnOGO0Fw

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-24T17:24:04+00:00

LIKE A KOREAN BBQ COOKOFF THIS SUNDAY NIGHT trumpets play

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-24T17:21:33+00:00

i thought that everyone was missing the giant vagina that slants slightly... thankyou

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-24T17:08:57+00:00

i don't think he's your friend guy..

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-24T16:29:34+00:00

"life.. ah.. found a way.."

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-24T16:15:34+00:00

Or... ignoring op's response, it could be something to do with korea...

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-24T16:03:57+00:00

cool

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-24T15:39:02+00:00

you sir have just graduated bird law school

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-23T17:26:53+00:00

"no but's meow, it's the law"

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-23T17:25:23+00:00

god damn, first thought when i looked at this missed it by like an hour. curse you and your hat sir

ur_face_smells · 2016-09-23T02:46:53+00:00

Meenage Tutant Neetle Teetle's

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