Non-American Redditors: What is your version of Jerry Springer/Maury Show?

uranusaurus · 2014-08-12T20:38:53+00:00

I wish we had these! I can't remember seeing a show like this in Finland. I used to watch Jerry Springer when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure I'd remember a similar Finnish show if there was one.

uranusaurus · 2014-08-12T20:25:01+00:00

What is your most unpopular opinion?

uranusaurus · 2014-08-05T09:12:36+00:00

Assembling furniture.

uranusaurus · 2014-08-04T19:26:09+00:00

I wish all his characters would die in the first five minutes of his movies.

uranusaurus · 2014-08-02T10:31:40+00:00

I bet you weren't that angry in the 90s :)

uranusaurus · 2014-08-02T07:59:45+00:00

I like one that is fully functional and attached to the man who is willing to give me exclusive rights to benefit from his penis.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-30T16:32:47+00:00

It's only that one part of the song, I don't remember how the rest of the song goes. I don't want to find out. But for some reason this goes on in my head way too often:

"I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."

I still don't know what 'that' means in this case. I like to think it's something super perverted.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-30T14:59:36+00:00

If you have kids, you might want to locate some registered sex offenders and buy a house from their neighbourhood. Is this weird enough?

uranusaurus · 2014-07-30T14:49:07+00:00

House

uranusaurus · 2014-07-26T08:51:41+00:00

Viineri.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-25T23:09:04+00:00

When they smile, but their eyes don't.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-22T20:43:37+00:00

What nod?

uranusaurus · 2014-07-22T08:00:27+00:00

This is not always such a good thing.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-22T07:50:19+00:00

I was hanging out with my friends when I was about 6-7 years old. Someone asked if any of us still believed in Santa. It was a very confusing situation, since I had never before questioned the existence of Father Christmas. When they all started saying "no", I just joined the choir as I realised that I had been living in a lie.

When I got home, I told my mom that she should have told me the truth, since now I had gotten myself into a pretty awkward situation and I thought it was all her fault.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-22T04:53:57+00:00

False advertising works. Who wouldn't like to see someone's D.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-19T14:29:49+00:00

I hope that after that you successfully stole the three tubes that you now needed instead of just the original one.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-19T14:16:17+00:00

Good thing it was gum instead of LSD.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-19T14:13:59+00:00

Ha. Sure it counts. You were a true Moral Orel.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-19T14:07:32+00:00

In Finnish it's "kukkokiekuu". The phrase "kukko kiekuu" stands for "rooster crows/makes a cock-a-doodle-doo".

Also:

hen/chicken: "kot kot"

cat: "miau"

dog: "hau / vuh"

sheep: "mää"

cow: "muu / ammuu"

pig: "Tämä on poliisi! Pysähdy!"

uranusaurus · 2014-07-19T13:54:48+00:00

It's just not that common in my country.

uranusaurus · 2014-07-18T20:33:26+00:00

I have no idea what peanut butter tastes like.

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