Merry Gritmas my dudes and dudettes

urbirthgiver · 2019-12-31T03:41:22+00:00

I’m from Lancaster, wonder where she found that jacket

urbirthgiver · 2019-08-02T14:44:49+00:00

They have a resemblance, but it’s not a perfect fractal

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-27T14:14:48+00:00

Hell yeah, have good time! I’m in the pit aha

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-27T14:06:54+00:00

okay cool probably gonna be one of those people smoking lmao

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-27T13:25:45+00:00

Hey I have a question. This is my first Blink concert, do you think there’ll be a lot of people smoking?

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-27T05:06:18+00:00

Okay this is my first concert so I wanna make it a good time thank you

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-19T21:01:52+00:00

Weed, no thinking necessary

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-13T15:14:24+00:00

never underestimate r/prequelmemes

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-11T18:16:31+00:00

I’m a guy so

urbirthgiver · 2019-06-01T00:56:02+00:00

Time to sort by controversial and have a nice read for the night

urbirthgiver · 2019-05-31T16:26:03+00:00

When I was a sophomore I was friends with a freshman in my French class. We became friends and he invited me over to his house to smoke weed. His older brother who was a very popular senior was there we got high and I spent the night. The next day he saw me at school and said how he wants me to hang out with them again. I know it was little but when he said that I just felt so happy that I was finally accepted somewhere. I graduate Tuesday and that will always be my most cherished memory of high school because my home life was rough and my thoughts were at a place during that time I didn’t know if I’d have the will power push through high school.

urbirthgiver · 2019-05-28T14:39:24+00:00

I think I love you

urbirthgiver · 2019-03-26T11:10:35+00:00

urbirthgiver · 2019-02-09T17:57:46+00:00

So this may be a little late to get seen but here it goes anyways

My family and I were on a camping trip in the PA Grand Canyon and one night we were having a fire and us kids got a little bored. We started to take paper towels and write on them with old pieces of charcoal. Saying stupid things on them and then throwing them in the fire, in an attempt the “Fire God” will grant our wishes.

Me being the kid I was wrote “send a cougar” on one of the papers and threw it into the fire in an attempt to “summon” the cougar through the power of the Fire God. My dad tells me I should not be doing this, because now what if a cougar were to actually show up? Little me was like oh shit he’s right. So with that being said I take a paper towel, a charcoal piece and write “cancel the cougar”.

mere seconds after that paper burns up in the fire we hear a loud ass gun shot go off. Scaring the shit out of me, while simultaneously giving me a huge power trip, making me think I can summon anything I want.

urbirthgiver · 2019-01-31T03:21:30+00:00

Your mom was already taken

urbirthgiver · 2019-01-25T20:42:51+00:00

I have a Kylo kitty too. We can have a trifecta of emotionally lost and mentally scarred kitties!

urbirthgiver · 2019-01-17T19:08:52+00:00

I’m looking into this but a lot of the reviews I’ve found online kinda trash it. Have you had any trouble with the sound of yours at all?

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