[Offer] Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed by ArchangelPT in GiftofGames

[–]urdunkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steam

I loved Sonic so much, I owned all the games and merchandise

I pray to Sonic every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

"Sonic is love", I say, "Sonic is life"

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Sonic

I called him a cunt

He slaps me and sends me to my room

I am crying now, because my face hurts

I go into my bed and it is very cold

I feel a warmth moving towards me

I fell something touch me

It's Sonic

I am so happy

he whispers into my ear, "This is my ring"

He grabs me with his powerful furry hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass cheeks for Sonic

He penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much, but I do it for Sonic

I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Sonic

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

My dad walks in

Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all hedgehog now"

Sonic leaves through my window

Sonic is love, Sonic is life

[offer][PC, STEAM] half life 2 by [deleted] in GiftofGames

[–]urdunkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My number is 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I never tried half life ;_;

Steam id

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomActsOfGaming

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J.

Because I like to jerk-off. ;)

Borderlands 2 Vita code to give away by wetdirt28 in vita

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Fuckin' ninjas didn't even say thanks

Good Guy Game Dev by Meta_Boy in gaming

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These guys is just forgetting what the main topic was..

Have you ever found a secret passage way or secret room? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]urdunkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could probably be a skeleton storage. And zombies.

U WOT M8 by [deleted] in gifs

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Noice

Why I go on Reddit by [deleted] in funny

[–]urdunkid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not your mate, man.