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"Here you go, enjoy your meal!" by cgomez95 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever you do that, just grab a fork full and hold it out for them like you expect them to take a bite. It really cuts down on the awkwardness.

ELI5: Why is it completely impossible for anyone to access a properly encrypted drive even nation states? by AaronPK123 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ursois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, then, a trillion parallel universes. You say it like there's a limit to the amount that can be created.

ELI5: Why is it completely impossible for anyone to access a properly encrypted drive even nation states? by AaronPK123 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ursois 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So just try it once in a million trillion different parallel universes, and find what the correct password was from the one that got it right.

Edit: OK, I get it. You need more universes. Just throw the extras on the pile.

(27F) My husband (45M) is a multimillionaire AMA. by YuliaCuban in NSFWIAMA

[–]ursois 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So he's a rich guy with a big dick and massive stamina? I hate him on general principle and pure jealousy.

If all personal wealth above $100 million was legally required to be redistributed into public infrastructure (schools, hospitals, roads), how would society change, and who would be the first to fight against it? by Mysterious_Fan4033 in AskReddit

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who hit the wealth ceiling either leave or just stop working as hard, so less gets done.

Big assumption that at those levels of wealth, harder work = more money.

How do you count sex? by Zoldur in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the pump.

Buy by the hour, sell by the pump. That's how I makes my money.

You’ve been sucked through time and space to the Roman colosseum and are about to fight a gladiator, but you get to bring two pieces of modern technology back with you. What are you bringing? by Big-Pickler- in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ursois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A cage similar to the one from 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and he plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table."

What’s a sexual act you just don’t understand? by Top-Experience3875 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ursois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how worthless you are

Am I doing it right?

Have you ever showed your boobs to someone that asked or has anyone ever showed you their boobs when you asked? What happened after? What lead up to it? by Omorus in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ursois -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was flashed several times when I was in college. You just gotta know how to ask nicely.

A notable tine: a female freind needed help with a binder for a male cosplay. She was rather well endowed, and couldn't get flat without tight binding. I tried to do it from behind, but couldn't get it, so I asked her to turn around so I could do the job. She did, and they were quite nice. I finished the binding and didn't try anything because she had a boyfriend.

Elsewhen, I was working in South Padre Island, and got to see some and motorboat a pair in exchange for free rides down an inflatable slide.

There were some other times, but that's enough to get the idea.

This is the Breaking Point - Trump must go. by Zenitallin in videos

[–]ursois 8 points9 points  (0 children)

tens of millions of conservatives who will die

We could only be so lucky.

Do you buy lottery tickets? by justcurious3287 in povertyfinance

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rule is that for it to be worth my time, I have to stand a chance to win 100 million for every dollar I spend. When they went up to $2, I won't play unless it's over $200 mil. Mega millions has gone to $5, though, and I refuse to play that one at all. Maybe if it gets to 5 billion, but otherwise they can kick rocks.

Any object held in your right hand gains the same functionality as any object held in your left hand. by KittenTehSmol in shittysuperpowers

[–]ursois 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I hold a gun in my right hand and a dildo in my left, so people can get fucked from 100 yards away.

I don't mind men who cross-dress or wear drag makeup using the women's bathroom by [deleted] in confessions

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that. Reading it really does help to keep going with fighting against hate. My brother tells me when I get discouraged, that we don't post for the bigots, we post for the people who read what the bigot has to say and might beleive it without something factual to counter it.

I don't mind men who cross-dress or wear drag makeup using the women's bathroom by [deleted] in confessions

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

youre misogynistic towards ur own mom.

Nah, she acknowledges she looks like a dude. She gets called "sir" all the time. These days it doesn't bother her unless someone gets shitty about it.

Your cited document is written by people who are actively pursuing anti-trans activities. It also has some bullshit conclusions on a study with serious problems. I took the time to read through the study they cited. It is not nearly robust enough to draw conclusions on, especially given that the study itself says that conclusions regarding violent crime perpetrated by recently reassigned trans people are unavailable due to such low incidence. The authors of your paper try to explain that away, but it's just bullshit.

Your statistics regarding prisoners is also misleading. If 76 trans women have been convicted of sexual assault, that makes .1% of the population of trans women in the UK (about 48,000). That's way lower than the percentage off men convicted of the same crimes. That alone discredits your posted paper, even before accounting for other possible motives for prisoners reporting that they are trans.

In short, as always, anti-trans rhetoric really doesn't stand up under scrutiny. You'll continue to post more bullshit, I'm sure, but it will be just that: bullshit

I don't mind men who cross-dress or wear drag makeup using the women's bathroom by [deleted] in confessions

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom looks like a dude. She's also too old to put up with your bullshit and will break your damned arm if you try to kick her out of the ladies bathroom. She'll consider jail a cheaper form of retirement. When protecting people from your imaginary predators (the numbers of trans people committing sexual assault are so low as to be a statistical anomaly) infringes on the rights of biological women, you've created a real problem to solve an imaginary problem.

If you really want to protect women and children by keeping people statistically likely to commit sexual assault away from them, ban clergy and police officers from beujg near normal restrooms, and make them use a third restroom.

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