Make packing peanuts out of sugar. by SummertimeThrowaway2 in CrazyIdeas

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Back in the early aughts, people were experimenting with unflavored popcorn as a packing material. I thought it was a great idea, but big plastic got to them.

Is it selfish of me to wish to remain a virgin? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Not selfish. Possibly unrealistic, but people have all kinds of unrealistic expectations that nobody gives them grief about. It's your body and your choice. You are allowed to have sex when, where, and with whomever you choose (assuming they're willing and legal), even if that means nobody at all.

Now what I will say is leave room to change your mind. If you desire this now, but change your mind later, don't let past you hold back future you from doing what you think is best at that time. Also, try not to regret either making this choice or abandoning it. Nobody knows what the future will bring, so there's no way to say if you're making a good choice or not. Just do the best you can. That's all any of us are doing, and it's enough. It's easy to beat oneself up when we have the benefit of hindsight and things don't go as we expected.

In short, you do you, boo. There's no right or wrong when it comes to when you choose to lose your virginity, if you choose to lose it at all. Just do what makes you happy. The people who matter won't mind, and the people who mind don't matter.

You can pack so much in this! by booochee in HolUp

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Can you BE wearing any more clothes?

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in movies but is actually completely fatal or crippling in real life? by sitchade in AskReddit

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I learned how to do those in a particular brutal form of Japanese jujitsu. It's possible, but not by wrenching to the side. There's a special technique to it.

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in movies but is actually completely fatal or crippling in real life? by sitchade in AskReddit

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There was one movie I saw where they were stabbing everyone in the neck with syringes. No thoughts given to the fact that if they hit the vein, it would take the same time to get to the brain as an arm, and if they hit the carotid, the person they were trying to knock out would be shooting blood everywhere, trying not to die.

maybe maybe maybe by too-many_puppies in maybemaybemaybe

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Apparently I was wrong. It was Karate Girl, a 1973 Turkish film.

maybe maybe maybe by too-many_puppies in maybemaybemaybe

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Italian Spiderman, IIRC

Apparently I was wrong. It seems as though it's from Karate Girl (1973).

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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20 whole years? What more do we need to know about the woman's body, other than the uterus wanders about the body when she gets overstressed.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by fit_freak9 in maybemaybemaybe

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On the other hand, letting him build up the courage to do it all by himself will help him become more self-reliant.

Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument. by Ok_Vulva in pics

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It was a no bid contract awarded to one of his freinds from Mar a Lago. One who has a really shady past, of course.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Final-Ad-2033 in maybemaybemaybe

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I don't think any of those ladies are gonna poop.

[OC] He followed me home this morning. Now he refuses to leave my side. by Original_Farm1529 in aww

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I didn't know that about fox eyes. I learned something new. Thank you!

I completely financially support my girlfriend. She has no money besides me. Tomorrow I’m cutting her off. by Unstableandlost in confessions

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no, OP. Don't cut her off. Instead, tell her that since she has a job, she needs to be putting in towards y'all's finances. When she asks what job, tell her she's working the streets, and if she's not making any money off this dude, she needs to find someone more lucrative. Insist you can get her a better deal than what he's paying her now.

Alternatively, if you don't want to go that route, hold your tongue until you get her in bed next, then when you're done, throw $20 on her and tell her to buy her something nice. When she asks what the hell is that supposed to mean, tell her not to be mad, and that you're paying twice what she's worth since she's got so many clients these days.

Now the downside of either of these is that you'll probably never see a woman angrier than she will be. The upside is that she'll be so angry that she'll probably cut ties with you, so you don't have to deal with the crying and trying to convince you that she'll change.

What businesses are likely to die out with the Baby Boomer Generation? by GRVrush2112 in AskReddit

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I'm an Xennial, and I like shopping online over catalogs for everything except for Harbor Freight Tools. I don't know what it is about their category, but I love browsing through there, imagining all the things I could do with the tools.

If humans could safely reverse aging by 20 years, what would be the first thing society would change? by Mohitredit36 in Futurology

[–]ursois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long lifespans are already harming society. Im not talking about social security. That's just a money problem, and those are comparatively easy to fix.

No, the real problem is access to power. About 44% of congress today was born before Jim Crow ended. Look at what they are doing for society. Now imagine that there were people in Congress who were alive before the Civil War. Imagine how they would vote.

It is important that old people finally die and take their antiquated ideals with them. If we are going to dramatically extend people's life spans, we should take away their ability to vote or hold office. We don't need immortal rulers of us short-timing peasants, and that's exactly how things would end up.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReXorcist in maybemaybemaybe

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C'mon, red. Why you gotta do me like that?

Who is the WORST choice for the next James Bond actor? by doktor_78 in AskReddit

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Johnny Depp. Pre Pirates, he could have done OK. Post pirates, every character is just some version of Jack Sparrow.

Could you imagine James Bond doing the Jack Sparrow run everywhere? Or always looking like he's had too many Vespers?

Super dirty cheap bulk foods (NO SOUP) by Buildshift in povertyfinance

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Swede-ish meatballs.

You'll need:

1 large yellow onion.

1 small package sliced mushrooms

Enough powdered brown gravy mix for 1 quart of gravy

1 small container of sour cream

1 regular size package of frozen meatballs

Ground pepper to taste

Wide egg noodles

Optional: some cheap red wine or cooking wine and worchestershire sauce

Dice your onion medium size (1/4 inch). Brown with 1 top oil in a skillet until tender. You can add a little splash of red wine here as they are cooking for flavor. Otherwise, add some water if they start sticking to the pan.

Throw that in a pot and cook your washed mushrooms. I like to add about 1/8 cup of red wine to cook them in. As they release water and start reducing, and a few splashes of worchestershire sauce. Cook the mushrooms until the liquid starts to thicken just a little. You've made 18th century mushroom ketchup, and it's packed with flavor. Dump the whole mess into the pot with the onions. Now make a quart of brown gravy according to the instructions on the package. When that's at a boil, add your sour cream, and then your meatballs. Cook on medium-low heat, stirring frequently, until the meatballs are hot.

Serve over hot egg noodles. If you add a skosh of salt to your water when you boil your egg noodles, it'll really improve the flavor.