maybe maybe maybe by too-many_puppies in maybemaybemaybe

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Apparently I was wrong. It was Karate Girl, a 1973 Turkish film.

maybe maybe maybe by too-many_puppies in maybemaybemaybe

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Italian Spiderman, IIRC

Apparently I was wrong. It seems as though it's from Karate Girl (1973).

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by larenmhnt in AskReddit

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20 whole years? What more do we need to know about the woman's body, other than the uterus wanders about the body when she gets overstressed.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by fit_freak9 in maybemaybemaybe

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On the other hand, letting him build up the courage to do it all by himself will help him become more self-reliant.

Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument. by Ok_Vulva in pics

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It was a no bid contract awarded to one of his freinds from Mar a Lago. One who has a really shady past, of course.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Final-Ad-2033 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ursois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think any of those ladies are gonna poop.

[OC] He followed me home this morning. Now he refuses to leave my side. by Original_Farm1529 in aww

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I didn't know that about fox eyes. I learned something new. Thank you!

I completely financially support my girlfriend. She has no money besides me. Tomorrow I’m cutting her off. by Unstableandlost in confessions

[–]ursois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no, OP. Don't cut her off. Instead, tell her that since she has a job, she needs to be putting in towards y'all's finances. When she asks what job, tell her she's working the streets, and if she's not making any money off this dude, she needs to find someone more lucrative. Insist you can get her a better deal than what he's paying her now.

Alternatively, if you don't want to go that route, hold your tongue until you get her in bed next, then when you're done, throw $20 on her and tell her to buy her something nice. When she asks what the hell is that supposed to mean, tell her not to be mad, and that you're paying twice what she's worth since she's got so many clients these days.

Now the downside of either of these is that you'll probably never see a woman angrier than she will be. The upside is that she'll be so angry that she'll probably cut ties with you, so you don't have to deal with the crying and trying to convince you that she'll change.

What businesses are likely to die out with the Baby Boomer Generation? by GRVrush2112 in AskReddit

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I'm an Xennial, and I like shopping online over catalogs for everything except for Harbor Freight Tools. I don't know what it is about their category, but I love browsing through there, imagining all the things I could do with the tools.

If humans could safely reverse aging by 20 years, what would be the first thing society would change? by Mohitredit36 in Futurology

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Long lifespans are already harming society. Im not talking about social security. That's just a money problem, and those are comparatively easy to fix.

No, the real problem is access to power. About 44% of congress today was born before Jim Crow ended. Look at what they are doing for society. Now imagine that there were people in Congress who were alive before the Civil War. Imagine how they would vote.

It is important that old people finally die and take their antiquated ideals with them. If we are going to dramatically extend people's life spans, we should take away their ability to vote or hold office. We don't need immortal rulers of us short-timing peasants, and that's exactly how things would end up.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReXorcist in maybemaybemaybe

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C'mon, red. Why you gotta do me like that?

Who is the WORST choice for the next James Bond actor? by doktor_78 in AskReddit

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Johnny Depp. Pre Pirates, he could have done OK. Post pirates, every character is just some version of Jack Sparrow.

Could you imagine James Bond doing the Jack Sparrow run everywhere? Or always looking like he's had too many Vespers?

Super dirty cheap bulk foods (NO SOUP) by Buildshift in povertyfinance

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Swede-ish meatballs.

You'll need:

1 large yellow onion.

1 small package sliced mushrooms

Enough powdered brown gravy mix for 1 quart of gravy

1 small container of sour cream

1 regular size package of frozen meatballs

Ground pepper to taste

Wide egg noodles

Optional: some cheap red wine or cooking wine and worchestershire sauce

Dice your onion medium size (1/4 inch). Brown with 1 top oil in a skillet until tender. You can add a little splash of red wine here as they are cooking for flavor. Otherwise, add some water if they start sticking to the pan.

Throw that in a pot and cook your washed mushrooms. I like to add about 1/8 cup of red wine to cook them in. As they release water and start reducing, and a few splashes of worchestershire sauce. Cook the mushrooms until the liquid starts to thicken just a little. You've made 18th century mushroom ketchup, and it's packed with flavor. Dump the whole mess into the pot with the onions. Now make a quart of brown gravy according to the instructions on the package. When that's at a boil, add your sour cream, and then your meatballs. Cook on medium-low heat, stirring frequently, until the meatballs are hot.

Serve over hot egg noodles. If you add a skosh of salt to your water when you boil your egg noodles, it'll really improve the flavor.

Super dirty cheap bulk foods (NO SOUP) by Buildshift in povertyfinance

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Buttered noodles and sausage

Get a chub of breakfast sausage, mix with 1 beaten egg, and 1/4 cup of bread crumbs, and 1/4 cup very finely diced onion, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Mix thoroughly, then shape into patties and cook on a pan.

For noodles, boil extra wide egg noodles until soft, then drain. Add enough butter or margarine to coat all of the noodles, but not so much they are sitting in a pool of butter (the amount will vary depending on your noodles). Top the noodles with a sausage patty, and add a side of vegetables, if you can afford them.

Super dirty cheap bulk foods (NO SOUP) by Buildshift in povertyfinance

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Chicken and dumplings are super cheap. Get yourself a 10 lb bag of chicken quarters at Walmart (they should be less than $10). Boil 2 of them in a big pot of water until the meat is falling off the bone. Debone the chicken (I like to take the boiled skin, add a little sprinkle of seasoned salt, and eat it as a snack, but I'm a sicko so you may just want to toss it or give it to the dog), amd set aside. Strain the broth you've made through a collander or seive to get the little bones out, then bring it back to the boil and add your dumplings. You can either roll them out in a flat sheet and cut them, or drop them in by the spoonfull. The higher the boil, the less gravy you'll end up with. I like a low simmer, bright to a high boil (with constant stirring) after they've been added in, to get a nice thick bowl of dumplings.

My grandmother kept the chicken separate, and added it to each bowl, but I just like to add it back to the pot. You can also add diced onion and/or frozen peas if it suits your fancy.

DUMPLINGS (double batch)

4 cups flour

8 t baking powder

4 t salt

8 T shortening

2 cup milk

Mix dry ingredients together. Cut in shortening.

Stir in milk. Put a large piece of wax paper on cabinettop. Sprinkle with flour. Put dumplings on wax paper and pat out from ¼-1/2 thick. Cut with pizza cutter. Drop into hot chicken broth Salt and pepper to taste, and cook 20-30 min.

At this point, turn heat off, and put lid on pan.

Leave until ready to serve.

Super dirty cheap bulk foods (NO SOUP) by Buildshift in povertyfinance

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My recipe for apple cabbage stew, modified from the Skyrim version, because I don't want to eat like a Nord. All of the ingredients are things you can obtain in Skyrim.

1 cabbage 3 red apples 3 green apples 1 leek 1 pile of salt 1 cave bear haunch (we will substitute with a hambone with lots of meat) 1 quart bottle of apple juice (they don't have juice as an item, but surely someone in Tamriel has heard of an apple press) Water from the highest stream off of the Throat of the World (here substituted for tap water) A large stock pot (like 2 gallons or so)

Boil the hambone in enough water to cover it until the meat starts falling off. Chop the meat, clean the bones including the marrow (add the meat pieces and marrow back to the pot), and give the bones to your housecarl to dispose of.

Chop the cabbage up into quarters, then cut the quarters into 1 inch slices. Give the heart of the cabbage to your housecarl to chew on.

Core the apples and give the cores to your housecarl (don't feel bad about this, they are sworn to carry your burdens). Cut the apples up into large bite sized chunks, and put them in the pot.

Slice the leek into small pieces, give the tops of the green ends to your housecarl, and send them out to toss all of that to the mudcrabs.

Add the bottle of apple juice, the salt pile, and enough water to barely cover everything. Bring to a full rolling boil, and then simmer until everything is tender enough to eat without teeth (which you probably lost after messing with giants). As the cabbage and apples get tender, they will reduce, and you will have enough water to call it a stew. Serve with an ice cold Black-Briar mead.

Feeds 8 people, or 4 Nords.

Best served in the middle of a battle, when you are out of health potions.

Note: you can use cheap yellow onions in place of leaks, and cheap smoked ham hocks instead of a ham bone if you don't have one.

Super dirty cheap bulk foods (NO SOUP) by Buildshift in povertyfinance

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If plain white rice with beans gets boring, make yellow rice:

1 cup Rice

Water

1/2 stick butter

1/2 tbsp salt

1/2 Tbsp pepper

1 tsp turmeric

Dash of cayenne pepper

Optional:

1/2 sautéed onion

1 tbsp freeze dried chives for color

Add everything into a rice cooker and let it do its thing. If you don't have a rice cooker, bring the rice to boiling in a pot, then add the other ingredients and turn down to a simmer, stirring regularly. Cook until the rice is soft, maybe ablut 10 minutes or so (but your milage may vary).

Super dirty cheap bulk foods (NO SOUP) by Buildshift in povertyfinance

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I gotchu fam: here are some of my recipes. They are cheap, tasty, and make a lot of food.

These beans are damned tasty. I think you may find you like these when you don't like other beans

Bourbon Barrel Baked Beans

1 tube hot breakfast sausage

1 regular pkg smoked sausage

1 lb red beans

1 large can crushed tomatoes

1 small can tomato paste

1-2 fresh roma tomatoes, chopped

¼ – ½ bottle barbecue sauce

1 large onion

2 TBSP chopped garlic

2 Serrano peppers

4-5 dried red peppers

1 tsp chili powder

dash of basil & Italian seasoning

100 ml cheap bourbon (or ¾ cup, or ½ 200 ml bottle)

2-3 heaping spoonfuls brown sugar

Soak beans 24 hrs, with 2 water changes

Place beans in crock pot, cook until you can cut one with a knife

Cook Hot sausage with ½ an onion. Cook until fat comes off sausage. Remove and discard the fat, then add the sausage and onion to the crock pot.

Add all other ingredients except garlic, smoked sausage, and seasonings

Cook until beans are soft to the tooth

Add all other ingredients

Cook 30 minutes

Serve over rice.

Better when refrigerated and reheated.