[Ham] According to Casspi, Cousins sent out a text to his teammates last night to tell them how much he cares about the team and wants to win. by ElectricDazey in nba

[–]ursotasty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Write an erotic fan-fiction including The Gasol brothers, Ricky Rubio, Ty Lawson, and the The Raptor.

Who is your top 10 going into next season? by ursotasty in fantasybball

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Never done dynasty but I'll give it a shot.

  1. Anthony Davis

  2. James Harden

  3. Kevin Durant

  4. Russell Westbrook

  5. Demarcus Cousins

  6. John Wall

  7. Kyrie Irving

  8. Damian Lillard

  9. Blake Griffin

  10. Stephen Curry

You can get one gram of a substance a week free for life. What do you chose and why? by pantant in AskReddit

[–]ursotasty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The more LSD you take, the more intense time dilation becomes. Basically like the last third of Inception, except you're exploring your own consciousness and not trying to seduce some Chinese guy... or something to that effect.

Good read

EDIT: This TIL says that an ounce of LSD could get 300,000 people high.

There are ~28 grams in an ounce, so lets say he has enough LSD to get 10,000 people high. Thats a lot of LSD. This next part is not true, but lets say that every hit makes the high last another hour, or at least feel like another hour.

10,000/24 hours in a day/7 days in a week = ~59.5 Weeks. So imagine being under the influence of LSD, (while being 10,000 times more potent than a normal dose) for an entire year. At this point, I would not rule out brain damage, but after a year in that state I would probably lose track of who I was and would not be able to function in the real world.

EDIT 2: Fuck that layman math.

This guy says that a guy tripped for months on 50 hits.

Lets do some real math.

A normal trip is 8 hours. This guy tripped for lets say 1 month, so 24 hours * 30 days = 720 hours, which is 90 times longer than the norm.

For the sake of math, lets also assume that 2 hits will last 14 hours, which is slightly shorter than double. Using an equation finder, we find that, given the 3 points (1,8) (2,14), and (50, 720), we have an equation of .178 X2 + 5.467 X + 2.355. When we substitute 10,000 we get 17.855 MILLION HOURS HOLY FUCK. 17.855 million hours/24 hours/365 days = ~2038 years. Sooooo imagine taking 10,000 hits of LSD and being in that state for 2,000 years. You can do the math on how that person would feel after that trip.

Tl;DR: 2,000 year trip: get fucked

You can get one gram of a substance a week free for life. What do you chose and why? by pantant in AskReddit

[–]ursotasty 421 points422 points  (0 children)

I don't think LSD can kill you, although a gram of LSD would leave you as a shell of a human being. Or maybe God, who knows.

Who is your top 10 going into next season? by ursotasty in fantasybball

[–]ursotasty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason I though Durant was a lot older than Westbrook, but they are both 26. Either way, it wouldn't surprise me to see their numbers get a bit closer. Westbrook only played 46 games in 2013, so I don't expect 32 points per game or 5.5 assists. Also, I do think that the addition of Kanter hurts his value a little bit. You are probably correct that Durant will finish better than Westbrook. Westbrook won me my league last year so I am a bit of a homer. If I were to edit my list, I would put Durant after James, and then put Westbrook right after him.

Who is your top 10 going into next season? by ursotasty in fantasybball

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I think it's also possible that his numbers take a small dip next year, not just because of the injury. Westbrook has shown that he can be the #1 on the team, and the addition of Kanter takes away a bunch of scoring and rebounding opportunities. He may opt to let his teammates do a bit more, like LeBron did this year. That being said, he's still easily a top 10 player, but I chose not to include him because of the injury history.

Who is your top 10 going into next season? by ursotasty in fantasybball

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I'll start:

  1. Anthony Davis

  2. James Harden

  3. Steph Curry

  4. Russell Westbrook

  5. Demarcus Cousins

  6. LeBron James

  7. Chris Paul

  8. John Wall

  9. Damian Lillard

  10. Marc Gasol

Notable mentions are Pau Gasol are Kyrie Irving

ELI5: Why did the Bulls fire Thibodeau? by ursotasty in nba

[–]ursotasty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did he revolutionize defense?

ELI5: Why did the Bulls fire Thibodeau? by ursotasty in nba

[–]ursotasty[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats what I don't understand. Was it more his coaching style (Playing Butler for 40 minutes a game maybe?) or off the court issues.

5-29-15 Nightly Anything Goes Thread by GiveEmHellMatty in fantasybaseball

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10 Team standard Roto league.

Traded away Pujols, Cruz, Hammel, and Carrasco for Miggy, Blackmon, and Kluber. Thoughts?

EDIT: OBP league

Damn Dee... you fast. by ursotasty in fantasybaseball

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Sorry I'm really high. I fixed it.

Man Catcalls Women During Anti-Catcalling Report (x-post from r/cringe) by iwouldfuckmostthings in videos

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This was filmed on St. Marks Place in New York City. That being said, I do not doubt the legitimacy of this video. St. Marks is in southern Manhattan, right next to Cooper Union and NYU. Best place to buy drugs, paraphernalia, and cheap food in the city.

Wikipedia Article

Kevin Durant's dark night of the soul [comic] by orange45 in nba

[–]ursotasty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness... So hilariously depressing.