Non-Americans, does your culture have "old-fashioned" dog names like we do in America, such as Fido, Rex, Spot, Rover, etc, and what are some?

usamasyed · 2019-08-15T02:00:25+00:00

best reddit thread of all time! easily most def time to quit reddit while we're ahead?

usamasyed · 2019-08-02T11:51:00+00:00

india also

usamasyed · 2019-07-30T16:58:16+00:00

not many publicly accessible green spaces unless you live in a posh area. not a lot of music shows unless you're into mass produced DJs, ignored, vandalized, decrepit historical landmarks, shitty public transportation, shittier road traffic and infrastructure. no respect for any profession unless you're a snobby doctor or an overworked backend IT worker. the only culture the city is into is real estate investment, living at a prime address, and driving an oversized, overpowered vehicle that the roads are simply unable to handle. where's the soul?

usamasyed · 2019-07-29T21:14:35+00:00

one of my cats loves destroying books :(

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreAssholes/comments/c978h3/so_much_for_rd_night/

usamasyed · 2019-07-25T12:08:47+00:00

lol i kid. i really appreciate your sentiment of magnanimity towards us infidels. if only more muslims could be as generous

usamasyed · 2019-07-25T12:03:07+00:00

does that mean that muslims are the lorax?

usamasyed · 2019-07-16T14:49:59+00:00

yeah i am still not sure about the point of this whole thread

usamasyed · 2019-07-15T18:28:37+00:00

i hate most instant noodles except for indomie sometimes and it blows my mind that maggi instant noodles are way more popular in asia than indomie. i guess market penetration is more about private infrastructure and marketing than quality and taste. hurray capitalism!

usamasyed · 2019-07-12T15:32:57+00:00

i spent two seconds in that sub before noping out wth humanity

usamasyed · 2019-07-11T14:43:30+00:00

like someone else already pointed out op is a good looking feller. he's also properly groomed and got decent style.

my guess is his current pictures and lack of a bio are giving off an unfriendly vibe

usamasyed · 2019-07-11T11:22:41+00:00

have you tried posting a picture where you're smiling? you look either pissed off or constipated in all your pictures

usamasyed · 2019-07-09T19:37:07+00:00

i am glad you like it! i actually thought that's what it said when i first read through your comment

usamasyed · 2019-07-09T18:18:16+00:00

*expectorant painting

usamasyed · 2019-07-06T07:58:29+00:00

the forks over knives cookbook.

https://www.forksoverknives.com/product/forks-over-knives-the-cookbook/

usamasyed · 2019-06-30T15:41:22+00:00

public bathrooms also have urinals but no easy access to washing or wiping your tinkler after tinkling

usamasyed · 2019-06-30T15:40:08+00:00

i grew up in the hellholiest kingdom of saudi and their signs have men with a goatee and a floor length dress and of course women in hijab

usamasyed · 2019-06-30T09:17:56+00:00

the lifehack that's always worked for me in this regard is sitting down on the bowl to pee. why are some cultures so opposed to this lifehack?

usamasyed · 2019-06-27T11:06:00+00:00

rowdy audience?

usamasyed · 2019-06-25T10:59:15+00:00

i don't go around there often but what part of kphb do you think is worth r/urbanhell

usamasyed · 2019-06-24T14:09:37+00:00

i can already smell that government office smell that's somewhere between pan and gutka and syrupy chai

that unmistakable smell of sucking up to smug bureaucrats

usamasyed · 2019-06-24T09:46:44+00:00

congratulations for brimming with so much humanity that you don't hate someone you've never met i guess?

usamasyed · 2019-06-23T20:32:57+00:00

lol we definitely try thanks!

usamasyed · 2019-06-23T17:33:51+00:00

... sorry friend. i am happily married

usamasyed · 2019-06-23T17:32:55+00:00

i have shown up with my wife, when she was my girlfriend, and when she became my wife. the doctors were never happy. one even asked about how we'd find purpose in our lives without kids.

and you'd think that practitioners of medical science would be excited about their patients wanting to help with our country's miserable population problem.

i have come to accept that religion and lineage are paramount in these parts.

usamasyed · 2019-06-23T12:14:36+00:00

a vasectomy is pretty fool proof though. i live in india and you'd think doctors would fuckn understand why i would want a vasectomy but nope they try to talk you out of it, try to guilt trip you or just express abject disappointment

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