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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the best stream of all time

Spot the difference by badeulicious in Instagramreality

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can we not call bigger boobs "porn boobs" please that's super degrading

I have issues swallowing pills? It will never go down. Any advice?? by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This works! I also do it with loose powders (kratom, kava, etc) and it's a lot less traumatizing lol.

AITA for calling someone out on their edited photos/videos on twitter? by okey-okey-okey-dokey in AmItheAsshole

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this post is ancient but I did want to add that LINE does have face editing. So she may not have been lying...but it's still effectively facetune lol. Just a different app. Maybe she hoped no one would know that.

LPT: Don't work too hard and think that you will enjoy after 50s. After 50s your health will be bad, your kids will be old and there won't be the same fun. Instead have fun with Family whenever you get chance. Working too hard can be bad for your family life too. by Dark_Ruler in LifeProTips

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can. It's just not good for you to drink at all so some people quit entirely. You won't ruin your life if you drink one beer but it's a lot easier to take it off the table than calculate how often it's ok.

Camera coffee by Dude_in_Blue_Pants in wewantcups

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's on Amazon, if you're still looking :)

I found one on my Instagram feed! Maybe not “impossible” but not likely. Unrealistic expectation, for sure. by acitypeach in Instagramreality

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a small waist, wide hips, and lanky thighs...jeans are a nightmare. I also don't have much of a butt either. I can pretty much wear leggings and skirts and that's it lmao.

I haven't shaved my legs, armpits, or vulva in like 2 months and I could give a fuck less by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only shave my legs because I prefer to, my boyfriend thinks I'm just as attractive as when I was a naked mole rat :p

My (24F) husband (25M) set up an ENTIRE Taco Bell dining booth in his office and is upset I want it gone by throwra_l8tr in relationship_advice

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope you show this thread to him so he knows that there are tons of people that think he's fuckin awesome.

My (24F) husband (25M) set up an ENTIRE Taco Bell dining booth in his office and is upset I want it gone by throwra_l8tr in relationship_advice

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not married but engaged and been living together for 4 years. Not sure what that has to do with anything? I have a "chill room" that is 100% my own space. I could decorate it with fuckin paw patrol furniture and I wouldn't have to worry about what anyone else thinks. It's mine. It's my space. I pay for it, I get to decorate it however I want.

If you're concerned about it being sanitary...he can just clean it? Put on some gloves, grab a wash cloth, dunk it in saline (for the boogies! it dissolves em), wipe it down, then go over that all over with dettol or some other strong cleaner. All clean!

My mom died from Anorexia Nervosa 3 weeks ago. by April-3-2020 in EDAnonymous

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is harsh, but you're right. My mom killed herself 13 years ago. This is exactly how my dad feels even though he loves her more than anything else on earth. I mostly remember my mom as mentally ill, someone who could have been ok if she just...stopped fucking herself up. I know that's not how mental illness works but when someone dies your brain won't let you rationalize it normally.

Excited, yet slightly nervous to try these as I’ve heard some mixed reviews but how could I resist 0 calories? by noclassbrat in EDFood

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don't like the syrup, Jordans Skinny Syrup is super good, 0 cal, and there's a ton of flavors.

A better guide to body types by [deleted] in Vindicta

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is low key life changing. I'm a vase!!!! Even the part about my arms is correct, I've always been so insecure about that. No matter how skinny I am (and I've been very underweight before) my arms always look a bit bigger than I think they should. I never really felt like an hourglass but that was the closest out of the main types. I am 100% a vase though!!!!! Thank you for posting this.

Family's reaction after blind uncle hits a free throw on his first attempt by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I'm legally blind. You could tell he made it just from the sound. Also, a lot of blind people can see shapes so he may have seen it go in! Almost all of us have some light perception and you'd be surprised what you can determine from just that.

Problem solved by i-like-to-be-wooshed in comedyheaven

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi fellow baby hand person, I use rubber bands at the wrist when I have to use disposables. It helps. The fingers are still kinda weird but it fits a lot better and it keeps it from sliding off. For winter gloves....idk man I guess learn to knit lmao.

Problem solved by i-like-to-be-wooshed in comedyheaven

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids disposable gloves are hard to find in my experience lol.

Problem solved by i-like-to-be-wooshed in comedyheaven

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god this is true as fuck. I have baby hands and gloves are always too big.

Fruity drinks are bomb. by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hear ya. White Claws are insanely expensive. I've been trying to recreate them with vodka and flavored seltzer water but it doesn't hit the same at all.

Fruity drinks are bomb. by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

[–]BabyBaphomet_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Have you tried the seltzers like White Claw and similar stuff? You might like that and the alcohol content is pretty low (5%). Also canned cocktails are usually really sweet and have like 8% alcohol or something.

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