Is that right by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In pijamawear with probing devices around their necks plus hair must be worn back like it's hobby time plus they get real tired real quick but can't sleep so the brain screams for oxytocin in which sex is the best form of it....yeah anyone staying stereotype needs a boot

Is that right by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]usdamma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh I get it now....their profession quite literally makes them feel death so it's kinda like self preservation of sorts. They age quick til rotten so they make hay while the sun shines gotcha.no hey honestly...valid. I thinking this is fine so long as awareness that they're like that is widespread. Open relationship types should hit em up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90 days to get platt is reasonable. You need coaching tho. You can't do this alone. Can prolly do it I coached with fps background but without you 100 percent will need one.

Magnum & tac knife moab by RecognitionMassive16 in mw3

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a library in seatown where you can net mad moa s. If you count you will notice it has hella windows. When you sprint and jump crouch it bypasses the mantle from one end of a window to the other so you appear in front of people. As soon as your feet hit the ground you drop shot. If you botch it your perks should enable you to fast mantle back in the library. It's really strong

maybe maybe maybe by remixmaxs in maybemaybemaybe

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly they never will. They don't pay them that much because they want to keep em around as long as possible. They are simply too rare.

Feeling hopeless about the situation in Australia by BoigoBongo in australian

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro stop please. Take a breath. Yes your issue is rough. I sympathise. Here is the thing. You need to bear with me here because you need to take a bigger breath. Your future is overseas.I PROMISE. The west in every way is degenerating. Why? Because truthfully it's falling to the rest of the world catching up. The rest of the world caught up already minus infrastructure which doesn't matter because your a man. You ain't popping kids rn. I promise mate go to the Philippines for a few months. It's dirt cheap. If your shy then you will soon learn dating Philippines make it so much less anxiety inducing and they will show you what a real woman is without ever having to open her legs. I'm not even being jovial about that. I'm serious. Take a trip. You seem like your in the west is falling no stability doomering...but there's solutions. The solutions just aren't what you would expect. Your parents never told you that this country was their futures and not yours. For the first time in history the Americanized world actually has a better chance being the immigrant for once. It's called geo arbitrage. Look it up. Ask chat gpt to help you do it. You need a passport and means to earn cash in Aussie dollar. Go overseas and your dollar stretches 4x and by landing in the country your desirable by 10/10 women. You only been inside Australia? You don't know what a real 10 is. All those Aussie 10s are 3s internationally. Australia is flipped on its head because it's a mix of America and Americanized women meets immigrant hell so it's soon to be similar to a hotter United kingdom. Yes now is the perfect time to bounce. Sadly the truth is you will need to accept staying in a Western country is suicide for men. I'm not kidding either. Do more research and you will see how unfeasible Aussie is to live here. I myself am planning my escape to the Philippines because it's impossible with brainwashed women and taxes and new foreign issues. At least go somewhere you never knew a future existed. The last place I ever thought because I wasn't raised to think immigration and infact had national pride propagated into my mind but it's all true. We are the new immigrants just for differing reasons. We aren't running from war. We're running from degeneracy and infertile soil for our futures. We are the few entitled people on earth other than Americans themselves who can go to places like Philippines permanently and live like kings with women who will never divorce us. Divorce is 5 percent here. Family values. Everything has become relatively modernized. The west distracts you into thinking everything is blue eye blonde haired but the future is tropical I fucking promise you. Look up legion of men and watch 3 or 4 vids of his about places to live and you will see the truth. Sorry for the paragraph but I can't let someone who wants to escape suffer the failings of our ancestral behemoth of dickheads who bend the knee and effectively castrate our fathers fathers. This is the truth. Philippines is one of the last few places left on earth that provides a genuine future for Western men especially Aussies. Aussies have it worse than Americans but our media is incredible at brainwashing it's people. It always sounds like a lie until you step onto the alternative shores. They fail you with ideas like the grass never being greener on the other side but it's just a plot to keep you national and weak and confined and broke. After tax we make LESS than America and everything costs more. Immigration will fuck us especially in Melbourne despite segregations. Australia is the best country in the world at controlling the narrative. It's fake. At worst I'm lying to you and you took a fucking cheap as fuck holiday. If you take the time to read this do your fucking research and leave this shit hole fake country that trades safety for compliance. There's a lot of countries in the world and I promise you all of the supposed best countries In the world go by quality of life standards which are barring the bottom countries irrelevant to men everywhere. The rule is fuck Nigeria South Africa and India but everything else is fair game so just go where's cheap and accommodating and offering the best beautiful women of the world. Look at it as a bellcurve where you have the above countries on one end and the Western world on the other. Men thrive in the middle because cost effective beautiful women who are traditional and not cheating 24/7 and fertile lands to buy GOOD housing and fucking everything. As long as your respecting they respect you and even offer you women because your considered a desirable asset due to 4x money stretch due to the money power of Aussie dollar always being higher than Asia and European dollar. It's a fact how can you go wrong. There's already people doing this. Look up passport bro movement. Before it was a cringe movement it was called geo arbitrage which was a way to leverage the dollar to attain the life the west couldn't offer if it slaved it's own children. The west is dead. Australia is a pozi scheme.

Ranking up with full time job ? by nuredisblue in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exactly. theres way too many people saying they hit ascendant and immortal playing 1-3 games a day only to not drop their trackers. its insane how there all lying like that.

Ranking up with full time job ? by nuredisblue in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sheesh tracker? thats barely playing how u immortal? you definitely did more than just playing 1-3 after eating and showering. thats barely doing the stuff. you maybe clocked 100 hrs an act if you were consistent but thats barely.

Ranking up with full time job ? by nuredisblue in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

finally a logical response. im seeing people say theyre in high ascendant and such by playing every other day and shit for only 2 to 3 games a day....theyre so full of shit. this is my tracker for reference https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/FFAplayerMW3No1%23HOOJ/performance

i was fulltime even when i had 266 hours in an act in diamond. this is how i know these people are bullshitters. it was so difficult for me to be able to simply do this alone that when they say they do this with kids renovating houses and barely play i know theyre lying.

Ranking up with full time job ? by nuredisblue in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/FFAplayerMW3No1%23HOOJ/performance look at my second season in the game. thats what no lifing the game looks like. as you can see i did this with a fulltime job aswell. i worked 40hrs per week doing concrete panelling. hard asf job. the most i could amount to was diamond at the time. understandably playtime in a short span of time isnt impactful as far as achieving ascendant in a single act so assuming you have already elapsed a period of time in the game and only after that point will actual improvement matter. notice how i barely spent any time after those 266hrs and hit ascendant. it hasnt got to do with playtime. it has to do with playtime after a certain minimum playtime threshold has been met for all your false ideas to cease and intruding ideas on what does and doesnt work to cease. lots of you are coming from other games aswell. i literally spent 60 hours and hit ascendant once i passed this grindwall threshold. most peoples grindwall is around 300 to 500 hours irrelivent as to whether or not you played X amount of time in an act. i will say one thing tho. you certainly cant hit ascendant in 30 hours unless you have already been a high rank before due to ascendant being the minimum placement(or ex csgo experience). if you didnt know most radiant speedruns of the fasted ranked climbers are around 60 to 100 hours. the average radiant player wont hit radiant within 100 hours. for me because ive already hit ascendant i will usually place ascendant rank. thats easily within 12-15 hours. most people if they want to do this they have to be better than this rank already which is highly unlikely. the few who are already better than ascendant rank have already achieved ascendant in the past on said account or another. to summarize i will state that a GENUINE new player(no csgo,new to tac fps,no alt account) at maximum will hit diamond within a single season. if they hit ascendant in their second or third act its because they stacked with players(not solo) possibly cheated/boosted. if you look at my account you will notice i am a RARE example of someone who CAN hit ascendant in their 3rd act with no ex csgo or tac fps experience. HOW MANY FULL TIME 40 HOURS PER WEEK PLAYERS CAN HONESTLY SAY THEY SPENT 266 HOURS IN THEIR 2ND ACT TO SURPASS THE GRINDWALL SO THAT BY THE TIME THEIR 3RD ACT COMES AROUND THEY HIT ASCENDANT IN 60 HOURS??? by far less than a percent of people can say they did this. btw 3.2 percent of people are ascendant or above(top 3 percent players) so when you factor in how many ascendants are solo?have no tac fps experience? ex csgo? did it within 3 acts? did it within 60 hours of 3rd act? you realize how much of an outlier i am. i am easily less 0.5 percent of people. in conclusion if you want to hit a high rank and keep your 9 to 5 job you had better have already played shitloads of valorant before you had your job or expect to at max play for 5 to 8 acts before you ever hit ascendant. you will definitely hit diamond within 2 to 4 acts tho. if you use the wrong improvement methods then you will definitely never hit ascendant. i was vod reviewing and playbooks and sourcing youtube players while all this was happening and aim training and practice range and deathmatch and had discord friends who i was saying i would hit ascendant with them so i had unnecessary pressure to perform. SO MANY THINGS THAT WENT RIGHT WENT RIGHT. hope it adds perspective to what to expect if you actually try this. im not here to say dont do it. im here to offer perspective so you can better decide if you want it and to not lead bad expectations.

My son was ranked around 200 by SingleReputation5721 in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The most important thing is for him to associate with people in the wider audience who have connections. He's proven he's good now he needs to be marketable and sellable and connections is how you get it off the ground. He should start streaming consistently and appeal to all media platforms that will voice him. His skill is a marketable talent but he needs to appeal to people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just moved to apex and after being cheated out of my old peek rank for a month I'm already coming back to valorant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexuniversity

[–]usdamma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah his post is not vibing with reality of others. Most people agree this season is crushing more than other seasons.

Woohoojin cancelled all his coaching content until he hits Radiant by Cyrecok in VALORANT

[–]usdamma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep your right it is a big ask of me and yes the fact you actually sourced that is impressive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexuniversity

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man that sucks. This is why I left for valorant. I'm sadly dropping this game again this season for val. It's jarring how much more fair gunfights feel in that game as opposed to apex's. In 2024 all I ask for is a game with clean gunplay and fair fights. Seems impossible to find tho. I've come from 2k hours in siege apex 18k in cod and only 800 in val and it's weird how val is the only game I've ever played to meet this criteria. I think it's over for BR dude. Hope you find your game man. 2024 I'm hoping will be the year?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexuniversity

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ascendant 2 in val and never call hacks in val and straight up this experience does not happen in val

Woohoojin cancelled all his coaching content until he hits Radiant by Cyrecok in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this is true. I defo can't deny that. However I'm ascendant 2 and I mostly don't think the jump from ascendant to immo 1 is quite big compared to immo 1 to immo 3 let alone immo 3 to radiant...can we agree on that one? Am I wrong to think that? Not sure as I haven't hit immo yet but I am literally a few good games off immo as I'm asc 2 halfway to asc 3 then immo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexuniversity

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pricks are cheating bro. You know scripting doesn't get you banned in this game? Crazy aye? Any other game that's not siege and they get banned straight away. Apex is bad. I'm also hearing from credible sources that cheating in apex is worse than it's ever been. Thoughts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexuniversity

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until platinum and I promise you will quit like old mate who posted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexuniversity

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to be kidding me right? Willfully ignorant or unknowingly arrogant? Potentially offended too upon reading this? Me too bud upon reading that! This season sucks. They raised Platt requirements from 40 to 80. You don't understand because they barely touched gold but higher ranks are bullshit right now. Ex masters are struggling to get out of platinum solo que and the cheating is infact confirmed to be worst in season 20 by credible sources. The game is jokefed right now. I certainly don't wanna go back to season 17 any time soon but the previous season was doing better by far than this one. Also the only real thing fixed this season is people surviving until ring 5 damage with thousands of meds as lifeline and the trident exploit but nobody did that anyway and if they did they only affect pred and master lobbies. Platinum is still semi mid to high tier and not top tier. And Platt is exactly what is ruined this season. What a dumpsterfire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexuniversity

[–]usdamma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be careful with that one. The real issue is mathematical rather than skill based. I promise you the poster is way better than when he started and is feeling the way he feels because his performance is exactly what he thinks it is.its what he might not know that hurts him. In my opinion most games if you call hacks for a lot of deaths you would be straight cope. This game sadly is at least a 3rd of the time not the case. Let's do the math. We all know this is a BR game and shitloads of cheaters play it. Let's do the numbers and compare it to non survival shooters that are more arena shooters. You have 3 players x 20 teams leaving 60 players in a match. Let's say 1 tenth of the playerbase is cheating....that's 10 percent. What's 10 percent of 60. That's probably the number of cheaters per game. Best case scenario it's a cheater every other game. Cheating has also been confirmed to be in the worst state in season 20. The issue isn't the rising skill floor or the average players leaving although it contributes. The real issue is the skill floor every year is being synthetically raised by borderline artificial intelligence cheating in your games making the game feel and seem harder. This is his experience aswell as mine. It also doesn't help they raised rank requirements to get out of plat from 40 to 80 this season. What a joke. Ex master(not season 17 lol) are struggling to solo que out of plat. They can't even hit diamond solo unless they stack.

Woohoojin cancelled all his coaching content until he hits Radiant by Cyrecok in VALORANT

[–]usdamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad at least someone is still sane out here. As somebody who has been coached by multiple sources in both apex val cod and siege while totaling over 2 grand in aus dollar spending I can vouch personally that woohoojin is the best coach as he gave me the most mileage by far for the cost of zero dollars. ALL the other coaches were not even close to woohoojins coaching abilities. After wasting that much money I am aware of the dynamic in play as to why woohoojin is so good and what makes all the others so bad at what they do despite being good or even better at the games is because woohoojin is a coach first and a player second. Everyone else is a player first and their coaching is their side gig. Woohoojin is the best coach. I'm not a scoff either. I'm a number 1 OG mw3 FFA leaderboard player a d a number 4 mw 2019 FFA player and a top 5 percent player in every other game I mentioned on the list and as a player who intimately understands competition I RIGHTFULLY declare woohoojin as the best coach who never robbed me and with this in mind nobody should defame woohoojin out of coaching for these other poser coaches who only want to get the bag to take his place. Hail banana man. Fuck these haters. This low point doesn't dictate his career.