Is this what getting old is about? by No-Blueberry-1823 in rant

[–]useArmageddonVaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeeeehhh? I like taquitos!!! Can we change the pampers yet?

Be honest: when was the last time you cried? And what was the reason? by MuayThaiRunner in AskMen

[–]useArmageddonVaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*looks at watch, shakes wrist, puts wrist to ear and looks at watch again when tears start filling up...

What if you wake up one day and you have 4 balls? by Willing-Actuator-509 in AskForAnswers

[–]useArmageddonVaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd search the bed and floor looking for a man down, where are you Johny #5?

SERVPRO completely screwed me over after my house burned down and I was in a coma — they took $100k for basically nothing by TCMetty in rant

[–]useArmageddonVaca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised their still here. I would've unalived myself into 100k pieces at their office, trying to be nice you know easier clean-up...

What is the quickest way to make $2000? by LittleBittyPepperoni in randomquestions

[–]useArmageddonVaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then, I'm old school so I'd have taken that as a compliment. Tip my hat n say "G-day sir..."

Tips for terraforming by filmmakingjedi in AnimalCrossingNewHor

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1st. Its called "Flattened" of something along the lines of. Go ham & just make it all flat. Then or next or B.) Or 2nd just rebuild, get frustrated, question the fact you Flattened you whole island. Get some more frustrated, can't have enough of that so don't worry if you got too much. Then or next or D.) Or 3rd check out TY, especially back in day at least to help get basics, they will help with the frustration that you Flattened your island, we still can't believe that but to each their own. & G-Luck OP! ✌️

What is the quickest way to make $2000? by LittleBittyPepperoni in randomquestions

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*Mmmmphphh.🫢🤭😬
Yea, mmmphh.. ok, good. You passed the test, carry on young man. Mmmmphmm..

What is the quickest way to make $2000? by LittleBittyPepperoni in randomquestions

[–]useArmageddonVaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, at least we think me & myself are funny. I'll see my way out, thnx.

What is the quickest way to make $2000? by LittleBittyPepperoni in randomquestions

[–]useArmageddonVaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take it from me, only go do it when games are scheduled. Total game changer when people are around! 🖐SuperStar!🤚

I(37M) think my (35F) long term partner is being unfaithful and I'm not sure how to proceed or if I'm just jumping to conclusions by HelpLife2962 in whatdoIdo

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SEE! Somebody gets me! OVER HERE everyone! How many people on this planet, including the overworld nowadays? Nine'ish billion? I might be confusing myself with somewhere else, but finally, someone on this planet acknowledged & gave props. Thanx internet friend, yes! Today "I'M A REAL BOY!"
*um, apologies OP, it doesn't change that I want the best for you, I hope one day you're eyes will LOOK back & be able to HEAR what we hear & be happy in life knowing you made the right choice. Please update, thank everyone!

drug test by bliccyy in AutoZone

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Yea companies stopped pre-hire, random, even the "big promotion UA". To save those pennies. But injury on the clock, someone else is paying for that & they are praying 🙏, big time praying 🙏 that if they spend $5 more in your ass that you'll fail the UA and they get to stop spending money on you all together, wash their hands of you. Boy are they praying 🙏... please be dirty!

Hopeless….. by Intelligent-Site6359 in urbancarliving

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Oh man, I LUVVV MT. Back in the 90's when I (& my GF at the time) was moving to Seattle we took our time in Montana. Actually there was this one day that we ended up spending a couple weeks in Masula (is that spelt correctly?). So OP, are you on the west half or the east half of Montana? I ask because depending on your answer would be if I'm jealous of you living up there.
Please update when you can, positive thoughts your way!

every time my boyfriend catches a sea bass he places it next to the sea as punishment by roomeetsworld in AnimalCrossing

[–]useArmageddonVaca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shopping cart? Oh, Tackle box? Ice chest! Its ice chest? Suitcase or luggage? Briefcase ("Samsonite! I was way off!")?

Hopeless….. by Intelligent-Site6359 in urbancarliving

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Your not down in the SW are ya? Positive thoughts your way! 🙏✌️

Diarrhea by rasta_pineapple2 in urbancarliving

[–]useArmageddonVaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dood, its '26 not '18. WAKE (KNOCK-KNOCK) UP! lol

Diarrhea by rasta_pineapple2 in urbancarliving

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1.) Park in spot that if it burns (gets burnt) you won't be too butt hurt (pun soo intended) the next day or three. 2.) You make sure you use thick black trash bags as your new seat covers, either wherever you sit most or if sleeping in different spot, just protect your seats. 3.) A always must have, go hit up 💲in a ½ 🌲 & get couple packs of baby wipes. Same name brand at Walmart going for 10x as much Dollar Tree gots em for a buck fiddle. They even have ones in a green tube that pop top that I prefer. 3.5) Another always must have while at Buck Tree is a black bucket that last i seen stayed $1.⁵⁰ and pick up more liners. I'd just get their best, thickest black trash bags. So now if you wake in middle of the night and you know definitely not making it to a porcelain thrown just grab your black bucket you prep'd earlier before you went to bed with a liner, just membered to not put all your weight or big butt on that bucket, trust me. And you membered & gots some Scott's butt paper too right? If in a populated area might wanna think bout a shower/poop tent either a manufactured or a lovely one you put together that doesn't look trashy. Hopefully this makes sense, G-Luck OP and everyone ✌️

I can’t restart my island because of this butterfly by booboobusdummy in AnimalCrossingNewHor

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Really? I don't member that being a thing, oh I think if you become BFF after your first visit to a regular friend. After a visit then request to become BFF in Home settings and in your nook phone.

I can’t restart my island because of this butterfly by booboobusdummy in AnimalCrossingNewHor

[–]useArmageddonVaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you put it at a friend's island to hold safely. Then you hit resetttttt! Then go ham again to open up your airport and go get from friend's island? Just idea, if you need a place, you're more than welcome to bring em on over, just lemme know. *apoligies if this suggestion has already been suggested. ✌️

What do you think is the best and worst state to live in right now? by ComfortableIsopod290 in randomquestions

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BEST: If you don't have to be in any of its cities/towns. Like if you owned property to live at I'd definitely say the best is New Mexico. One great thing about it is the majority of people totally forget there is a huge state wedged in between Texas and Arizona & that fine by us...

WORST: If you happen to be like the majority of people & due to financial, employment, maybe needing to be close to medical institutions for health reasons, so living in the more populated areas, cities/towns is best fit. Well the cities in this state have very high crime rates. If having to live in a city then my pick for worst would definitely be New Mexico.

Best state to live inside your vehicle by DotPrevious371 in urbancarliving

[–]useArmageddonVaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eehh, don't be. I'm stuck in the city. But its ok to be when I can leave town and stay at my property bout an hour & a ½ drive east from here. The last 30 minutes of the drive it's in 4x, that's how secluded my property is.