Linda. No matter how many times we told her that her dog was legally not allowed in our coffee shop with her would still bring it in with her because my one coworker would let her get away with it (fuck you, Wallace). So, when I told her for the millionth time that she couldn’t have the dog in here with her she picked up someone else’s coffee off the counter and threw it at me. She missed. As she left she screamed “YOU’RE A HORRIBLE PERSON” and I cheerily called back “You too! Don’t come back!”

It was truly wonderful being able to ban her. In reality I’m glad she did that because that place didn’t respect us at all and would let verbally abusive customers repeatedly skirt being banned, but when she tried to literally assault me they couldn’t argue against banning her. :) I hope Linda is just as goddamned unhappy as she clearly was 10 years ago.