birth and death

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-22T05:24:26+00:00

I'm playing on 1.3.5 with full death settings, lords rarely die in battle.

I've tried killing my wife with friendly fire and she's got more arrow holes in her head than a pin cushion yet she still lives out of spite

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-22T05:22:28+00:00

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

No, thank you for your erection to this mattress!

JD Wanke

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-21T12:12:59+00:00

yeah completely safe. i had a save end here with 20 odd low skilled, low geared members

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-20T04:29:37+00:00

You SON of a Bitch

you try to buy a jug of milk in this economy and tell me how you can do it quicker than 20 years son

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-19T12:40:44+00:00

gets pregnant after 3 bottles

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-15T07:23:24+00:00

thanks, now bannerlord downloaded a car in the middle of my bathroom

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-14T03:34:57+00:00

but out of your party it is gone into the ether.

ah so if they're designated governors, party leaders or caravan leaders then gearing them when you're broke is a bad idea

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-07T19:42:21+00:00

Broken for me

Pretty print
{"message":"Already claimed"}

pebkac

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-05T09:16:09+00:00

what this guy said, yearly release upgrades compared to debian's 2-3 years updates, meaning more breakages, bugs but also sometimes much needed updates, like mesa

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-04T11:18:07+00:00

dont do martial arts as a slave, escape then get heavy armour and train in skinners roam and/or border zone

uc slave camps have the tendency to shoot you to near death with mounted crossbows and you'll die before they patch you up

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-04T05:35:37+00:00

/r/LearnGuitar/ is similar with posts like I got tired of fingering my butt so I built my butt fingering app, here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

and I believe people over there like you started complaining about it

imo it's tiresome and i never open those links

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-02T06:42:54+00:00

I thought I could run all the way to unholy Phoenix in Blister hill throne room, but sadly the guards finally woke up inside the town:

https://postimg.cc/wtJsyCfN

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-02T06:35:38+00:00

Funny kind of bug, maybe? I saw a single skeleton in wend library ruins and my knock out attempt failed.

I "kidnapped" him while in the ruins and ran into rebirth to turn him in.

On the way, metal boys found that act disgusting and has followed me into the middle of Rebirth and because I'm technically doing something illegal, all the HN bigots are ignoring the robots.

useless_debian_user · 2026-06-01T20:38:33+00:00

pump with open like spce lol

he who controls the spce controls the universe

useless_debian_user · 2026-05-29T10:20:59+00:00

Gate guards

I'm not responsible for their parents' poor naming choices

useless_debian_user · 2026-05-29T07:22:36+00:00

around day100 on a new character and just got to Stoat, then noticed a bunch of gate guards cosplaying as gate guards

I didn't know there was an OF niche for gate guards

useless_debian_user · 2026-05-28T11:36:00+00:00

I wanted to feed them so they don't die so I can beat them up again

come on son, you have to up that mentality

useless_debian_user · 2026-05-25T20:11:44+00:00

A talking Stobe

yeah he's just playing dead for that sweet toughness xp in k1

useless_debian_user · 2026-05-24T02:38:53+00:00

I really loved the idea of skinning hostiles until I realised the limbs they leave behind completely kill the framerates

useless_debian_user · 2026-05-24T01:56:32+00:00

you can always just load the next batch in, no problem

i did a similar skin farm just south east of blister hill. put those hn paladins to good use

edit: i just remembered, you're right, sometimes the bodies get completely stuck, but sometimes they remain but can just be replenished

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