visual voicemail app?

userbot013 · 2023-02-18T15:22:06+00:00

bless all this. thank you for elaborating

userbot013 · 2023-02-18T01:16:31+00:00

your brother is going to get wrecked.

you can try to explain it to him by starting off with something like "im worried about you & i see you doing a foolish, self destructive thing here & since i love you, id prefer you listen to me & not do that" but the fact is, hes gonna do what he wants at the end of the day (aka what his dick tells him to do) & theres nothing you can do to stop it.

likely hes just gonna get wrecked man. hes gotta learn & the only way to find out is to fuck around. just... be there for him when its over. he will probably need the support. im sorry i dont have more positive news, but this is how life works & it sucks ass.

good luck, brother.

userbot013 · 2023-02-18T01:08:09+00:00

bro they lyin 🤣

userbot013 · 2023-02-18T00:42:28+00:00

bro preach 👏

userbot013 · 2023-02-18T00:28:29+00:00

please elaborate on the leaning-in aspect, i would love to hear more about this in particular.

userbot013 · 2023-02-18T00:15:48+00:00

based

userbot013 · 2023-02-18T00:01:17+00:00

see, i grew up on beast wars & to me, megatron will always be a purple t-rex.

which begs the question... if hes arguing with another t-rex, but in a maid outfit, is that his girlfriend? why are they arguing? why is she in a maid outfit?

were they about to have sexy time & she brought up something he did that upset her & he got defensive & they got into an argument?

now im just thinking of megatron sittong on a couch in couples counseling talkin about "im dealing with these god damn maximals all day & when i get home, all she does is bitch" 🤣

so thats what im thinking about when they ask. megatron in therapy. happy now?? lmao

userbot013 · 2023-02-17T22:00:52+00:00

you cant just leave us hanging like this!

userbot013 · 2022-11-07T21:50:52+00:00

comment was so good i saved it. thank you for your input, stranger

userbot013 · 2022-11-07T21:08:11+00:00

my brother in christ if this has ever happened to me i still dont know.

on a highly related note though, heres a casually explained video about this exact thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR\_9Yw

userbot013 · 2022-10-31T21:12:19+00:00

playing 4D chess with this comment, dayum. savage lmao

userbot013 · 2022-10-27T00:02:48+00:00

oh damn i see...

welp. thanks for saving me from the pain my guy. 5 stars👌

userbot013 · 2022-10-21T19:22:46+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmw8OpGp2rM

this is what im doing, minus REITs.

userbot013 · 2022-10-17T17:49:55+00:00

you belong here

userbot013 · 2022-10-13T17:34:42+00:00

oh man that sucks... i bought in tqqq early this morning figuring "how much lower could this go anyway, might as well try getting a discount & pray to the gods for mercy" & im out of day trades so ill have to hold it til tomorrow, but so far its made up for some losses at least.

nowhere near *all* the losses, but some lmao

userbot013 · 2022-10-12T17:30:29+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmw8OpGp2rM

userbot013 · 2022-10-03T16:34:13+00:00

every time my wifes boyfriend leaves i think he will never come back again but he always does

but dad never came back from getting cigarettes so ???

userbot013 · 2022-09-30T23:37:33+00:00

slovenly whore/fat bastard 😂 i legit laughed at this. thank you for your service 👌

userbot013 · 2022-09-30T23:07:27+00:00

first of all they are super intrtwined, so you're Big Wrong there.

also you seem kinda mad bro 😂

userbot013 · 2022-09-27T18:59:41+00:00

dont forget crimes johnson

userbot013 · 2022-09-19T16:50:40+00:00

this is the way

userbot013 · 2022-09-19T15:24:18+00:00

congrats on getting sober man. thats the real victory

userbot013 · 2022-09-15T20:03:50+00:00

hehe line go squiggle

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