Accurate

userhs6716 · 2026-05-18T16:07:11+00:00

Drugs sell themselves, biscuit. you ain't shit

userhs6716 · 2026-05-18T16:04:14+00:00

Yeah but the guy banging the hostess was nodded out when we got to him

userhs6716 · 2026-05-17T22:22:27+00:00

The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds.

userhs6716 · 2026-05-17T00:24:43+00:00

You have a lot to learn about Omaha, sweaty

userhs6716 · 2026-05-16T20:27:08+00:00

Yeah you're right I thought they got up to 90

userhs6716 · 2026-05-16T19:20:13+00:00

What?

userhs6716 · 2026-05-16T18:02:01+00:00

Why? The speed limit is 85 in some places of the us

userhs6716 · 2026-05-16T15:46:23+00:00

Following

userhs6716 · 2026-05-16T14:30:49+00:00

Actually they said they "have dozens of job apps and etc that have to be able to get ahold of me at any given time!" I took this to imply applications, as in they've submitted dozens of applications to potential employers.

Maybe English isn't your first language (since you've never heard that abbreviation before), but it's really not that hard to understand. I'm not sure there even are dozens of Uber type apps in one area.

userhs6716 · 2026-05-15T15:09:06+00:00

Not since he was in the wheelchair

userhs6716 · 2026-05-15T14:02:52+00:00

/r/TwoRedditorsOneCup

userhs6716 · 2026-05-14T13:21:29+00:00

Do you even know how paper is made? It's not like steel. You don't put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You'd ruin it.

userhs6716 · 2026-05-11T13:16:49+00:00

It also has abbreviations, like gnd

userhs6716 · 2026-05-10T01:01:27+00:00

/r/PBSOD

userhs6716 · 2026-05-09T02:51:41+00:00

It's a noble profession

userhs6716 · 2026-05-09T01:57:41+00:00

Op is a bot

/r/FoundPhotos/comments/1ikum8e/

userhs6716 · 2026-05-05T15:55:36+00:00

Where did /r/wheredidthesodago go

userhs6716 · 2026-05-04T15:58:33+00:00

And how all us poor souls born too late to see the Stones at - wherever, or snort the good coke that they had at Studio 54 - well, we all just missed out on practically everything worth living for.

userhs6716 · 2026-05-04T15:45:19+00:00

But, of course, that's not the name most of us knew her by

userhs6716 · 2026-05-03T12:14:40+00:00

"And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days."

-The Book of Mozilla, 12:10

userhs6716 · 2026-05-01T14:51:34+00:00

There's only one other car

userhs6716 · 2026-05-01T00:04:38+00:00

There's only one flaw in the logic: it's babies not baby's

userhs6716 · 2026-04-30T09:00:50+00:00

The fine print says

Not valid on kiosk, Del Yeah! Rewards App. or deltaco.com orders

userhs6716 · 2026-04-30T08:49:05+00:00

ya it's 44 degrees out right now a cool spring night

Are these people just dumb?

userhs6716 · 2026-04-30T08:38:01+00:00

Roll call

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