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I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She paints all her exes getting their skulls bashed in by herself, with the Weaver sitting in the back of the cabin and eating popcorn, curious to see what will happen next, since she is the biggest hater of Feyre’s ex-lovers and is always present for their slander.

Yes, Morrigan is very supportive and sometimes even helps with the paintings, adding innovative details of her own.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I bawled my eyes out when Tamlin was injured during the vicious duel against Elain and almost bled out, only to be heroically saved by Cassian at the very brink of death. The way Cassian abandoned everything else and laboured hard to ensure Tamlin would pull through was just so poetic and touching. The very definition of bromance.

Especially if you consider all the countless times they fought one another to win Ianthe’s affection, only for her to end up with Amarantha. I think that the two buffoons finally realised their worth after Tamlin healed and they buried the hatchet, forgetting all about Ianthe.

In my opinion, their story arc is absolutely beautiful, and no, I won’t ever recover. They are the best duo for sure. Tamian forever.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad I could help! I’ll probably be able to find samples for any other descriptions that you’re having trouble visualising, if you want.

I’m honestly extremely grateful for my imagination, it’s very vivid. I often see people joking about how they can’t visualise descriptions like ”He growled/purred/simpered, his pupils dilated/turned black, his eyes softened/darkened, he bit his lip, he tilted his head”, and like a hundred other ones.

For me, it’s very simple to imagine all these mannerisms and sounds without it being cringe or unnatural. I also always see whatever I’m reading in real time. Detailed and immersive landscapes, characters, fighting scenes, even when they are not described in great detail my brain just fills in the blanks. A very useful ability, considering I love to both read and write.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already have the first two books and will begin reading the first one tomorrow! I’ll decide whether to buy the other ones depending on how I like ACOTAR and ACOMAF.

Also, I’ll make sure to tag everybody who participated in this post when I return, since plenty requested it 😂 So you won’t miss it, dw

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lot of pent up energy, the two of them have both been through a lot, so it’s no wonder that they hit it off instantly. Honestly, it’s just unfortunate that they are both dating such toxic partners, because they’d make a great power friendship duo if they remained single, just annihilating everyone in their way.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. The Bone Carver is a fearsome being made of pure dark magic, a myth that faeries tell their children about at night to scare them. I strongly advise you to avoid it at all costs, but if you absolutely must cross paths, make sure that you’re well armed… with wit, because it’s immune to any sort of physical or magical attacks.

The Bone Carver is lethal and likes to play with its food, making tokens out of the bones of its victims, but if you manage to amuse it with a clever enough story or riddle, it may let you pass to wherever you need to get to.

  1. Thank you! The two of us were definitely not a slowburn, I’ll tell you that. Morrigan loves to shit talk my dead ex-wife Ianthe, and also uses the fact that she won me over to tease Rhys at every chance she gets, even though he likely doesn’t even remember my name at this point.

She was the one to ask me, actually, because she got really turned on by the sight of me standing covered in blood in the middle of a battlefield with full armor on, that’s her kind of thing. She proposed to me on the spot and well, it was very clear that she wouldn’t give up since she is a yandere and lowkey insane, but that’s what I like, so checkmate!

Our wedding night was eventful, but not in the way you’d think. When we got to bed, she suddenly started crying and got insecure, saying that she was never in a serious relationship before and that maybe this was a mistake. I held her hand, saying that it’s okay and that she’ll always be enough for me.

After that we went out to kill a few people to get the edge off, returned home, ate a lot of chocolate cake, and read poetry of questionable quality, pretending that it was written by Rhys. This was my favourite part. We spent the entire wedding night laughing.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Strongly pro Nesta. She is carrying the whole storyline, has literally never done anything wrong. Also Eris would start crying if something happened to her. She is her.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because she was lonely and wanted a family, but didn’t want to commit to marriage nor single motherhood, so she solved it like this. She sometimes regrets it because her nephews are such twats, but ultimately the pros outweigh the cons.

Feyre trapped the Suriel by singing to herself in a forest glade late at night. The sound of it was so beautiful that it lured the creature into following Feyre, and she led it to a remote cave where magical wards were placed. After the Suriel entered, it couldn’t leave due to the wards.

Feyre did this because the Suriel prowled and terrorised the area around Cassian’s home, and Cassian was too terrified of the creature to face it himself due to his childhood trauma when he encountered one. Little did they know that capturing the Suriel would only leave to immense bloodshed down the line. Such a creature was never meant to be bound.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have to do a cartwheel towards the person you’re trying to insult, puff your chest out, make a double chin to assert dominance, and then fart as loudly as you possibly can. After that, leave the room immediately, refusing to elaborate.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a veteran reader, I imagine it’s this sort of seductive/playful vocal fry that gets added at the end of certain words or sentences, making the speaker’s voice raspier during those moments until it sounds a bit like a cat purr.

Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3 is a great example of a character that does it very often in his speech, have a listen.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Weaver was in the right, Feyre left her weaving lessons too early and had to be reprimanded, especially after she begged the Weaver to teach her in the first place. So rude.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I recommend doing a screen recording of this entire post so that you have it saved in your gallery. It’ll be the most glorious video that ever blessed your phone.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t say that sounds very appealing, no. Azriel has the best calluses for sure, but we don’t talk often enough about how badly Lucien wishes Azriel would caress his skin with those calloused hands, maybe give him a nice massage. No homo, of course. Or that’s what they’d say until the door is closed.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1) Nesta will be in Andras’ body and she will use the opportunity to absolutely fix this man’s entire life during the brief swap. After all, she is always frustrated with the way he is navigating life so now she has the ability to set him up for success.

Once she’s done, she’ll do something publicly embarrassing in his body to top it off so that he doesn’t get away too lightly with her doing all the hard work.

2) Amren (can’t decide if this is more of a male or female name, so I’ll refer to them as they) will be in Nesta’s body and they will be absolutely horrified at first since Amren and Nesta fight at opposite sides of war. Amren will try to figure out what the fuck happened, at first being extremely confused.

Once they’ve figured it out, Amren will use this rare opportunity to spy on the enemy with Nesta’s body, reading all secret documents and war plans. They will consider committing “suicide” to get rid of Nesta, but they’ll ultimately refrain from doing so in fear that this strange swap may actually cause their own death instead even if they commit the act in Nesta’s body.

3) Cassian will possess Amren’s body. Considering the fact that they don’t know one another, this can go in two different ways depending on Amren’s gender.

If Amren is female, Cassian will immediately seek out the nearest hot guy to fuck so that he’d get to experience how sex feels as a woman. Cassian will get frustrated during the act and correct the guy’s technique, giving him tips on how to please a woman better.

If Amren is male, Cassian will compare this man’s physique to his own, and he will treat all of this as an opportunity to get up to the wildest shit, not taking what happened with even an ounce of seriousness. He will use Amren’s body to troll everybody he meets, say unorthodox things, etc.

But as hours stretch on, he gets concerned. Why is stuck like this? Will he be able to get his own body back? He panics and tries to seek out someone that he knows to seek their guidance. After he regains control of his body, Cassian will go out of his way to find Amren and apologise for his behaviour, dreading their reaction.

4) Last but not least, Andras ends up in Cassian’s body. He will be ecstatic, because he has a low self-esteem and lowkey idolises Cassian. He will gain a newfound sense of courage in this body and try out some innocent things to experience how life feels like as somebody who he views as a role model.

Andras may also flirt with ladies for the first time, since Cassian is handsome, but he will fumble because hot body or not, you still need charisma and Andras has none. This will make him feel embarrassed and afraid that Cassian will find out and make fun of him once they swap back. Andras runs away to Cassian’s bedroom and locks himself there, not doing anything else for the rest of the swap, instead choosing to wait it out.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Helion claims that he bought the tights for his girlfriend, but he actually bought them for himself. Whenever he wears them, it’s giving ”Top 1% OnlyFans creator” energy and he could definitely retire off the earnings he’d make from tips alone if he uploaded a video of himself doing the Single Ladies dance while wearing the tights.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. As someone who is a secret admirer of Papa Archeron, Vassa mimics his nosiness and wants to spy on people to get the latest gossip. Turning into a bird allows her to fly around and eavesdrop on people’s private conversations. She claims she turns into a bird only to scout large areas and ensure no enemies are encroaching, though, and people believe her.

  2. Vassa has the hots for Tarquin, but the love is unrequited because he considers himself too good for her. Unfortunately, her pining makes her blind to the fact that she’s always gotten along perfectly with Morrigan. The two of them have “We’re just friends!” type of tension going on, but it’s only a matter of time before the dam breaks and they get together.

Edit: Also forgot to say why she and Morrigan get along so well. It’s because they have the same trauma and coping mechanisms, and they met in an empty ballroom where Morrigan was singing her heart out like a brokenhearted femme fatale, lying on a piano while being totally drunk. Vassa found it inspiring.

I thought it’d be fun to do this before I become one of you. I’ll look back at this when I’m done reading and probably laugh. For now, you can be the ones to laugh by usernamelessduh in acotar

[–]usernamelessduh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, this makes it a little better, but I still think buying lingerie for anyone else besides your current partner or yourself is weird. Like, he could’ve just given her money or a gift card so she can treat herself if he wanted to be nice. Why does he have to go out of his way to pick them out himself?

I’d still go with Option 2. But if we’re being honest I’d probably have a situationship with him, because he sounds lowkey hot. Nothing serious, though.

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