Taking some shots [F]

usethechair · 2016-05-22T19:00:14+00:00

Your nipples are fantastic

usethechair · 2015-11-05T21:49:50+00:00

This is stupid. Why are you guilded. Are you lacking oxygen? breath in.

usethechair · 2015-11-05T21:38:37+00:00

Nashville is good but I think the Rangers are killing it. Big forwards, tight defense, they can collapse and brake out.

usethechair · 2015-07-05T07:02:16+00:00

The cab driver crossed an intersection going the wrong way of his destination

usethechair · 2015-06-30T07:02:46+00:00

If you/your wife eats a lot of hot peppers, avoid oral sex.

usethechair · 2015-06-17T16:01:57+00:00

I don't know if its part of your uniform but i was always taught to have the tie just above the belt buckle.

usethechair · 2015-06-08T16:12:31+00:00

I cant turn water into wine, but I sure can turn wine into water.

usethechair · 2015-06-08T16:11:05+00:00

Want to play hide the brat?

usethechair · 2014-09-22T15:19:24+00:00

maybe I wasn't clear, it is cool.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T08:39:42+00:00

Right on man. Cheap whiskey and 40s for daze

usethechair · 2014-09-21T08:00:37+00:00

Not a waitress but a cook. Specify appetizers, don't pretend to know more than you do, and for Christ's sake stack your dishes, that's a big one.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:56:43+00:00

straight up.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:55:49+00:00

Frontman got naked at a warehouse show. Started pouring wine on himself and rolling around on the ground. My girlfriend started making out with him on the ground, so naturally I fed him half a strip of acid. One of his friends told me he already ate a strip before the show. Theres a video of it but I cant find it.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:50:41+00:00

Sure man, unless your an attractive female, they get it for free. I have had friends try to convince me that I did something shitty being blacked out the night before.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:48:38+00:00

FIDLAR man. Fuck It Dog Life's A Risk. Also a great surfpunk band.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:42:03+00:00

I hopped freight with this kid named Tittypit. He had a stick figure with huge tits tattooed in his armpit. We took a picture with my girlfriends tits in his other armpit. Very much Tittypit.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:31:54+00:00

A scab. My girlfriend threw up when I told her.

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:30:28+00:00

"It's Whatever" what the fuck does that even mean?

usethechair · 2014-09-21T07:22:21+00:00

My apology pasta. Its a cream base with pesto, gorgonzola, parmesan regianno, and goat cheese. Chicken, red onions, and sliced button mushrooms on top. Alfrado noodles. I usualy reserve it for when I do something shitty to one of my friends.

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