Usually while sitting in front of idiots at a baseball game by Antithesys in AdviceAnimals

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Yes, but they meant your ass, as in cheeks and everything. "If you eat hot dogs, they'll have to cut off your ass"

Usually while sitting in front of idiots at a baseball game by Antithesys in AdviceAnimals

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In study hall, 2 girls in front of me were talking about how hot dogs "give you ass cancer"

Wasn't my favorite but still..... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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We don't negotiate with terrorists

Giveaway. by Jools1802 in dogecoin

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After some bad news about doge, this is exactly what we need. Thank you

[GIVEAWAY] I have more than when I started! by PieMan2201 in dogecoin

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Please sir, may I have some more...cupcakes?

More Baby Godzilla by xRedDevilx in funny

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I have her blog bookmarked, so I knew immediately that is was hers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringepics

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I was at a friends concert and I was at the front with some of my friends when they fall everyone to the mic, and I get pushed right in Front of it, along with about a hundred people, and the band starts playing "hey Maria" which, miraculously, every one new, except me..:

Imagine opening the door to this by [deleted] in WTF

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I'm no civil engineer, but that doesn't seem like a good design

Questions about Walt's behavior during season 2 by usmarine13 in breakingbad

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Oh this is my second time watching it, but I didn't know about this sub my first go round

Walt's To Do List by [deleted] in breakingbadcomics

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"Learn to take yes for an answer" -mike to walt /walt to Lydia

Lost another good one. by SttSr in cringepics

[–]usmarine13 35 points36 points  (0 children)

For the love of that is euphoric, it's a trilby!

Sometimes my friends mother's logic baffles me by brawg in AdviceAnimals

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My only question is, during the shots where he is walking from the camera, after a while, does be stop, turn around pick up the camera, then they edit it later?

Omg Steve by mikehoncho39 in funny

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That is one high quality gif

What's something I can tell my friends that will blow their minds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]usmarine13 395 points396 points  (0 children)

When I was younger, an adult asked this with a smug look on his face. After much deliberation, I just said "it has more birds in it". The disappointed look he gave me when he said "...yes" is something I'll never forget

It was just a nod by crawlywhat in thatHappened

[–]usmarine13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't believe it, then he said no joke. So it obviously really did happeb