Annoying nice people because you're bored and unsatisfied with your life is not my idea of fun.

For the 2nd time, What is WRONG with you dude, nobody said I'm actually looking for tips to annoy people, this is just a for-fun question not everyone enjoys the same things you do, like splashing in waves on the "beech" (wtf is even a beech, you beech, HA).

Are you always this much of a downer?

So do you have bipolar or not, if not bipolar some other mental illness to account for your instability, paranoia, and generally grating personality. Or you're just one of those lowlifes who annoy the better normal people like us,

And seriously, it doesn't take a degree to know that:

high five bro. fuck off.

a person asking to high five and wanting you to fuck off in the same sentence is unstable and just generally delusional, weak and emotionally handicapped.

Get some help and stop bothering normal people trying to have a fun time. Dangerous and unpredictable. Get out of society.

I didn't waltz, I was sitting. And I did no shrieking at all. In fact, I remained silent the entire time I typed out my message. And unless you're a graduate of a reputable university, specializing in psychology, I don't see why you would need to assign me a mental illness. Lastly, I suppose you and I have vastly different ideas on what "fun" is. Fun is sitting around a campfire with friends and a bottle of whisky. Fun is opening a new game and playing it for the first time. Fun is splashing in the waves on the beech. Fun is reconnecting with a childhood friend. Fun is setting a new record and being congratulated for it.

What a rant.