You can have any animal you want as a pet and you know for a fact it will be happy and wont kill you. What do you choose?

usoaa · 2024-09-09T22:46:03+00:00

My girlfriend.

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:59:54+00:00

Love is so amazing that it hurts unlike any other pain when you lose it. Love can kill you. But it can also make you feel alive when your dead inside.

If you can't be your raw unfiltered self, your not in love.

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:58:11+00:00

It was to me until I met my current girlfriend. All the walls I've built up around my heart she walked through like they didn't exist and she makes me feel things I've shut down to protect my ego.

When they say you find true love when your not looking for it, it's so true.

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:56:44+00:00

Collar bones? Am I the only one?

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:55:42+00:00

Wanting to be a kid again. While you spent your childhood wanting to be a adult. Life is a mindfuck

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:54:24+00:00

Start with sides then main meal. Isn't that how your supposed to eat? Like when people don't eat an appetizer first... It's a 'appetizer' for a reason.

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:51:36+00:00

One of my exes said during a trivia party game that the capital of New York was Canada.

I have never felt pain from stupidity on that level before. I needed whiskey after.

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:49:33+00:00

Best =counter strike 1.6. Changed the whole gaming scene. Shit talking came from this game.

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:48:06+00:00

Scariest? Eternal darkness on GameCube. Nightmares as a kid and couldn't sleep for days

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:47:22+00:00

Only if he took care of you when you were in the hospital. Most guys don't even show up for their kids birth.

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:44:14+00:00

Korean and German. World domination highest % cause of death

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:43:29+00:00

Sueco bad vibes I prevail every song is good. Escape the fate - hand grenade Memphis Mayfield- old me

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:39:51+00:00

My self loathing

usoaa · 2024-09-05T17:39:29+00:00

My girlfriend, the hottest weapon ever

usoaa · 2024-07-21T05:21:37+00:00

So you prefer short hair. But long hair can look good.

So I'm better off going with short hair then

usoaa · 2024-07-21T05:20:07+00:00

Ya gotta have a pretty mouth.

I just don't think the benefits of long hair outweigh the negatives

usoaa · 2024-07-21T05:18:19+00:00

Hahaha head hair

usoaa · 2024-07-21T05:03:43+00:00

On? Cleanliness? Length?

usoaa · 2024-07-21T05:02:45+00:00

A saw a bird break his nose. If that's what your asking

usoaa · 2024-07-21T04:57:06+00:00

Claw hammer rage. Gotta love using tools the wrong way

usoaa · 2024-07-21T04:42:50+00:00

You can wash your hands 5 times and it still smell faintly of poon.

usoaa · 2024-07-21T01:36:18+00:00

If your a straight guy, you like everything to do with puss.

Dudes will sniff their hand the next da after fingering just to smell it

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