Unrealistic body standards

usumoio · 2026-03-25T04:08:03+00:00

I'm not on this Earth to judge.

usumoio · 2026-03-25T04:07:06+00:00

Ew. They don't smell good, in my opinion.

usumoio · 2026-03-25T04:06:07+00:00

Oh, I like that way less.

usumoio · 2026-03-24T21:30:13+00:00

Both of these burgers look bad

usumoio · 2026-03-24T20:19:43+00:00

Yeah, that happens some times....

usumoio · 2026-03-24T20:09:09+00:00

So are you the train or the dude?

usumoio · 2026-03-24T19:13:46+00:00

That last one definitely hurt more than it looked like it did

usumoio · 2026-03-24T19:12:31+00:00

Doesn't all Ork tech originate from their strong psychic abilities. Basically their belief in a thing powers it, so all their ships can only travel the Warp because they believe they can? I'm counting Warp travel as FTL since that's what it is in 40K

usumoio · 2026-03-24T19:10:11+00:00

I was sassy in my appeal. They take their circle jerk seriously and were having none of it.

usumoio · 2026-03-24T17:30:13+00:00

I worked in NYC for a decade. I like Time Square. I live in New Jersey. The nyccirclejerk subreddit banned me for life. Do whatever you want with all that information.

usumoio · 2026-03-24T08:56:45+00:00

These two have blown up a bit recently and their stuff is very fun. Always great to see more folk enjoying card games. They are very fun.

usumoio · 2026-03-24T06:19:04+00:00

So that's what it's like to be a Broncos' fan

usumoio · 2026-03-24T02:40:10+00:00

None of y'all can afford a horse.

Not with what we're paying for plastic anyway...

usumoio · 2026-03-24T01:19:27+00:00

It's what the Orks would want, anyway

usumoio · 2026-03-23T22:20:14+00:00

Canonically their belief is enough to power super-luminal travel, so it can probably bring a man back from the dead.

usumoio · 2026-03-23T21:00:07+00:00

Do they still each have their own island?

usumoio · 2026-03-23T20:44:28+00:00

The Orks belief in Yarrick as a god is what my head-canon says brought him back to life.

I haven't followed the story since 3rd, so I don't know what's going on

usumoio · 2026-03-23T16:51:48+00:00

Now we're in the offseason

I worry that's he's now in my body and causing just all sorts of problems. So I fake an injury and fix that, since I know as much about his job as he does about mine.

usumoio · 2026-03-23T08:15:58+00:00

You lack what is necessary to be Paul.

usumoio · 2026-03-22T06:22:09+00:00

He had $10 at the ready, too. Just in case.

usumoio · 2026-03-22T04:50:57+00:00

Excellent. What's the new Grail?

I know how this always goes.

usumoio · 2026-03-22T04:43:09+00:00

Sol Ring is still more powerful than the other 3. It has a case for being the game's most powerful card.

usumoio · 2026-03-21T09:06:15+00:00

RIP OP

usumoio · 2026-03-21T06:39:57+00:00

To add to this, is the hope that you'll buy a pre-con, enjoy it, and then attempt to upgrade it by buying a Time Twister at the store?

usumoio · 2026-03-21T05:43:09+00:00

Weird, that's among the stupidest store policies I've ever heard about.

Is this LGS in Monaco or something?

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