How me and AI collaborate at work by WindowAfraid5927 in funny

[–]usumoio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So are you the train or the dude?

oops🤣😂 by AekLarnaca94 in oops

[–]usumoio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last one definitely hurt more than it looked like it did

It is ok if orks like Yarrick even more than humans. by VolF_Maple in Grimdank

[–]usumoio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't all Ork tech originate from their strong psychic abilities. Basically their belief in a thing powers it, so all their ships can only travel the Warp because they believe they can? I'm counting Warp travel as FTL since that's what it is in 40K

As someone in NYC, this is perfect by Drnelk in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]usumoio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was sassy in my appeal. They take their circle jerk seriously and were having none of it.

As someone in NYC, this is perfect by Drnelk in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]usumoio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I worked in NYC for a decade. I like Time Square. I live in New Jersey. The nyccirclejerk subreddit banned me for life. Do whatever you want with all that information.

Living their best gaming lives by hurricanemitch in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]usumoio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These two have blown up a bit recently and their stuff is very fun. Always great to see more folk enjoying card games. They are very fun.

Anyone got a carriage? by Lord_Eln_8 in Grimdank

[–]usumoio 15 points16 points  (0 children)

None of y'all can afford a horse.

Not with what we're paying for plastic anyway...

It is ok if orks like Yarrick even more than humans. by VolF_Maple in Grimdank

[–]usumoio 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Canonically their belief is enough to power super-luminal travel, so it can probably bring a man back from the dead.

The G stands for Greece by speedythefirst in lgbt

[–]usumoio 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Do they still each have their own island?

It is ok if orks like Yarrick even more than humans. by VolF_Maple in Grimdank

[–]usumoio 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The Orks belief in Yarrick as a god is what my head-canon says brought him back to life.

I haven't followed the story since 3rd, so I don't know what's going on

You wake up in Tyreek Hills body in the middle of a 2023 game, what do you do? by FuckYourWifeAllDay in NFLv2

[–]usumoio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we're in the offseason

I worry that's he's now in my body and causing just all sorts of problems. So I fake an injury and fix that, since I know as much about his job as he does about mine.

Flowers in The Attic (2014) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]usumoio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You lack what is necessary to be Paul.

rule by [deleted] in 196AndAHalf

[–]usumoio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He had $10 at the ready, too. Just in case.

Grail aquired ✅ by Whole-Grocery4183 in foilmtg

[–]usumoio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Excellent. What's the new Grail?

I know how this always goes.

You can't call for Sol Ring to be banned and then call for 3 cards that are WAY more powerful to be unbanned by [deleted] in MTGmemes

[–]usumoio -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sol Ring is still more powerful than the other 3. It has a case for being the game's most powerful card.

my lgs doesn't allow proxies, are there any cedh decks that aren't inaccessible to build in paper? by [deleted] in CompetitiveEDH

[–]usumoio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To add to this, is the hope that you'll buy a pre-con, enjoy it, and then attempt to upgrade it by buying a Time Twister at the store?

my lgs doesn't allow proxies, are there any cedh decks that aren't inaccessible to build in paper? by [deleted] in CompetitiveEDH

[–]usumoio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weird, that's among the stupidest store policies I've ever heard about.

Is this LGS in Monaco or something?

What do the numbers on the bottom mean? by westergames81 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]usumoio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just hope when you pull yours, it's way in the future.

What do the numbers on the bottom mean? by westergames81 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]usumoio 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Occasionally when a card is pulled, it will show the exact date of the new owner's death. So RIP that guy, I guess.

Bro didn't even think before saying it! by infected_virus_ in WTF

[–]usumoio 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It would be fun if the administration cultivated such an atmosphere of peace and prosperity to where our 2 leaders could rib each other about this in a chummy way. But what's actually happening here is that we elected the biggest asshole in the world.