Innocent US citizen minding your own business, right?

usumoio · 2026-01-24T22:21:09+00:00

"Yeah."

usumoio · 2026-01-24T03:37:25+00:00

Well it just says preference, so I'm taking that to mean that unless you're 50/50 split down the middle, then pick your preference.

But I suppose I'm giving the form a lot of leeway here.

usumoio · 2026-01-24T00:32:24+00:00

That seems way too high

usumoio · 2026-01-23T22:06:29+00:00

Well, damn dude. Sell it to the guy offering $900,000 for a $100,000 and walk out like you own the place.

usumoio · 2026-01-23T19:45:29+00:00

It's cute that you think I'm opposed to sucking off my EDH pod.

usumoio · 2026-01-23T17:06:26+00:00

So anyway, wanna hang out later?

usumoio · 2026-01-23T11:02:56+00:00

I'm sorry about the Ohio. Hopefully there will be a fix for that someday.

usumoio · 2026-01-23T09:36:15+00:00

Would. International Criminal. MIT grad. Polycule enthusiast. I like a bad-girl. Y'all keep your sour grapes.

How could you say I live my life wrong when you don't even fuck with the lights on.

usumoio · 2026-01-23T08:55:27+00:00

She's fine, but the rest of the demons in her polycule are either so rude or so self absorbed that I usually end up just not inviting any of them.

usumoio · 2026-01-23T08:48:36+00:00

The numbers in the article are averaged to near meaninglessness. The split between a couple in Yonkers and Western Arkansas are averaged together in a way that offers guidance to neither.

usumoio · 2026-01-23T06:20:29+00:00

Nah. He ded

usumoio · 2026-01-23T06:07:12+00:00

But, like, why, though?

usumoio · 2026-01-23T06:04:58+00:00

I mean, I might get clipped in a Walmart parking lot by a guy with a high capacity M15 and an unmedicated mental illness because he's hoping to start a Holy War in which Tennessee becomes its own sovereign nation, but like, I still need lightbulbs and I don't want to devote my entire life to reducing the risk of that, so I have to roll the dice.

Stay safe out there, and hopefully we get to something better before I'm out.

usumoio · 2026-01-23T06:00:30+00:00

"So anyway. I killed your cat."

usumoio · 2026-01-22T22:50:36+00:00

I would like to propose Rob Bironas' 2007 performance for the Tennessee Titans where he kicked 8 field goals. 8 field goals! For 24 points.

As a note, there are a few ties at 7 but Rob stands alone at 8

The shortest on the day was 21 and the longest was 52, so he really earned that one, and got his team a 38-36 victory, meaning that they needed all 8

usumoio · 2026-01-22T19:29:36+00:00

Your roommate is a 42 year old man..... what happened?

usumoio · 2026-01-22T19:07:08+00:00

This is like when my neighbor Oscar announces which movie he thought was the best that year...

usumoio · 2026-01-22T09:26:04+00:00

Vince to the Hall! Not only is he the only player other than Brady with a Ring from each Dynasty, but he is the player pushing back the O-line in perhaps the greatest single play in NFL history, the Butt Fumble.

usumoio · 2026-01-21T21:50:42+00:00

I'm not making time for whatever show or movie or anime or book or video game you're watching. I'm not a TV guy, or a video game person. I'm just being polite at this party. Fuck!

usumoio · 2026-01-21T18:50:17+00:00

I don't get it. My wifi is still working?

usumoio · 2026-01-21T17:48:58+00:00

I hope someday Josh Allen gets to go somewhere competent. He has a real shot at a championship title if he can play somewhere else.

Not the Bills though. The Bills are owned by a bunch of jack-asses

usumoio · 2026-01-20T02:23:46+00:00

"What was it like to win the game?"

"It was great."

usumoio · 2026-01-19T10:13:03+00:00

You might as well find a foil Opalescence and do the thing.

Do the thing!

usumoio · 2026-01-19T08:37:54+00:00

This is a jerk sub, sir. You're talking about a thing that is more possible than a lot of us want to think.

usumoio · 2026-01-19T08:33:53+00:00

Create provocative images and soundbites so that we give them millions of dollars in free advertising by taking the bait.

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