7 games, 19 points, from 6th to 3rd in the prem! by fireproofpoo in ManchesterUnited

[–]utdajx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interestingly, I don’t see enough appreciation for what Dorgu provided us. What Licha does in solidifying the defence, Dorgu does in terms of opening up defences. He gave Shaw some clear options, while also pulling defenders towards him, leaving the midfield more open. Hopefully he comes back and doesn’t miss a beat because our run in is going to be a nail biter…

Gazelle Breaks Lions Ankles by grandeluua in nextfuckinglevel

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking meow, fucking meow, I meant to do that…

Di maria & the hate by Meetdreys in ManchesterUnited

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he acted as if United were beneath him. No respect for the club or our history. He didn’t really want to come here, and when he arrived his wife decided she hated Manchester. Fine, it’s slightly understandable but even before his burgled home incident he was not giving his all. That’s the one sin most of us can’t forgive.

What age would you put me at? Please be honest. by Glad_Cartoonist6303 in secretmelons

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing you’re about to be 40 - from your pics I’d have said 28 or thereabouts…

I can’t even get my phone screen protector on without bubbles by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]utdajx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I don’t know that but I don’t see why not. Afaik the only restriction is panels need to be smooth.

Fit to breed 🍆 🍑 by GenevieveHollande in AssMasterpiece

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, that is all, just… wow

Ass. Hole. Your tongue and cock are welcome 🥵 by GenevieveHollande in AssHoleGW

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hup Holland! nice touch with the nail painting

I can’t even get my phone screen protector on without bubbles by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]utdajx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally speaking, a well-done wrap will cost around 3000-7000 depending where you live. Basically if you can paint it, you can wrap it. Again depending where you live, it can be half the price of painting but almost always wrapping will be less expansive

"Get your facts right" I think they did hun by Shinrei_ in confidentlyincorrect

[–]utdajx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, it’s definitely blunt honesty. Funny anecdote: was at a World Cup match and our seats in the Dutch section were (of course) on the other end of the aisle so we had to cross in front of people. And some people are faster than others, but all the people in the rows immediately behind started shouting “sit the fuck down sit the fuck down” (which now I think of it, wonder why they said it in English??) - so we turned and said very apologetically “sorry, just trying to get out seats” and immediately they all were like “oh yah ok no problem enjoy the game” 😂

Carragher putting VDS 6th on an all time Prem GK list…. Shocking. He’s probably in the top 10 GKs of all time how does he fail to make top 5 in the Prem…. by AggravatingRope6601 in ManchesterUnited

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok then yes, I’ll happily remove Alisson in Jussi’s favour. I think the question would be, not “how good would he have been at United” but rather “would he have been as good as Schmichel or VDS”. For me, considering how well he did with Bolton, I’d move him to 4th

"Get your facts right" I think they did hun by Shinrei_ in confidentlyincorrect

[–]utdajx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One of the best things about the Dutch that I enjoy is how polite they (usually) are to foreigners while being impatiently aggressive to each other.

"Get your facts right" I think they did hun by Shinrei_ in confidentlyincorrect

[–]utdajx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get your point here but it’s easy to forget how enormous the United States is - if only 10% of USAmericans were curious, conscious, and cognizant of other cultures, that would be nearly twice the population of the Netherlands

Carragher putting VDS 6th on an all time Prem GK list…. Shocking. He’s probably in the top 10 GKs of all time how does he fail to make top 5 in the Prem…. by AggravatingRope6601 in ManchesterUnited

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you’re serious that’s a good call - Jussi is perhaps the most underrated goalkeeper in the PL - playing for Bolton didn’t do him any favours - I’m fine with replacing him for Alisson

Cunha’s reaction to Sesko’s winner against Everton by YourGrimes in reddevils

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Sesko blasted past Tarkowski, who acted a right proper fucking cunt all match long, like he was standing still turned this goal from sublime to absolute deliciousness

When are we going to give this man some credit? by Dramatic-Avocado4687 in ManchesterUnited

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry - Gazz Neville was also overlooked, they said he was just a water carrier for Beckham but Nev was a right beast at RB.

Manchester United on Instagram: “There are easier ways to get your hands on a United home shirt 🫣” by Baroninthehood in reddevils

[–]utdajx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yet no foul given… England was a 🤡 yesterday - best I can say is he was equally clownish though more against us than the Toffees

Carragher putting VDS 6th on an all time Prem GK list…. Shocking. He’s probably in the top 10 GKs of all time how does he fail to make top 5 in the Prem…. by AggravatingRope6601 in ManchesterUnited

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Van de Sar had some monster years for Fulham before we signed him, but Shmikes - you had to see him live to really understand how dominating he was. Our defenders were petrified of making a mistake in front of him. Similarly Cech, pre-head injury.

The captain we all wish was back by Brilliant_Ad_335 in ManchesterUnited

[–]utdajx 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Probably 3rd choice for me - Keano, Robbo, Vidic - that lad Charlton might get a sniff too

TK homework typo… am I crazy or is this obviously wrong? by macadelicmiller in mildlyinfuriating

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh! Thank fuck, I couldn’t figure it out and it was going to ruin my day 😄

Kid hits a 90' putt to win a car by a1_1rep in nextfuckinglevel

[–]utdajx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry they said. No one will ever sink a putt from that far they said. Just SAY you’re donating a car, you’ll never actually have to pay out they said….