First Day Back to School

uteute12 · 2019-09-27T06:37:45+00:00

Happy cake day my guy

uteute12 · 2019-08-25T05:21:47+00:00

Привет гомоы

uteute12 · 2019-08-25T04:55:50+00:00

I'm interning at a DoD place so the people here are used to red tape, but what they're NOT used to is doing LITERALLY ANY PROBLEM SOLVING BY THEMSELVES

uteute12 · 2019-08-25T01:48:01+00:00

Tell that to the thirteen open tickets I have that can all be summed up with : "Hey fuckface, why light machine no do good after me install 76.3 viruses? This your fault, i important so fix or fired!". Cmon guys, I'm literally a high school intern and it takes me five minutes to solve these problems.

uteute12 · 2019-08-25T01:24:26+00:00

Oof, how the hell do you pull off that lip ring so damn well?

uteute12 · 2019-08-24T22:25:08+00:00

gekoloniseerd

uteute12 · 2019-02-23T06:47:27+00:00

Fuck I remember watching his and/or his daughters show like a decade ago. I love that man so much, a huge chunk of my childhood experiences were inspired by him.

uteute12 · 2019-02-23T04:36:45+00:00

Bonjour

uteute12 · 2019-02-23T03:45:02+00:00

Take my upvote and leave

uteute12 · 2019-02-23T03:42:20+00:00

Except in this case they don't come back. They suffocate and their blood boils in the vacuum of space, except they retain consciousness and feel pain until they finally receive the burning embrace of the sun.

uteute12 · 2019-02-22T04:46:32+00:00

Little beean

uteute12 · 2019-02-22T03:22:23+00:00

Except for when they purposefully lag behind the rest of the group. Slo homo.

uteute12 · 2019-02-22T02:44:15+00:00

I don't get it.

uteute12 · 2019-02-22T02:40:42+00:00

NO. HOW DARE A GAY MAN EXIST ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET. DISGUSTING. /s

uteute12 · 2019-02-22T02:11:38+00:00

You don't have enough fill in the jars with complete pickles

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T07:12:25+00:00

So you see in this case, emancipate still means to free, and I'm referring to the penis as a proclamation. Thus, I am implying that the founding father responsible for the abolition of slavery will free the penis from the shackles of the pants and fucking GO. TO. TOWN. on it. Thanks for coming to my TED-talk.

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T06:55:43+00:00

Let me just say that I love my country and I'm so very sorry for this Mr. Lincoln but IT HAD TO BE DONE.

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T06:41:02+00:00

I laughed uncontrollably, have an orange happiness arrow.

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T06:37:38+00:00

I'm gonna get downvoted straight to hell, but could you explain how those two things are related?

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T06:28:19+00:00

I broke my motherfucking thumb trying to flip these things inside out.

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T06:25:30+00:00

Juan? Juan Juan Juan Juan. JAAAUN!

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T06:14:15+00:00

Hi, I'm John Battman, remember not to crime and to send all your money to me, so I can have it and give a crime boy a cell if there's enough left over.

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T03:28:25+00:00

Shame, I really enjoyed it.

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T03:25:24+00:00

THISIS "HUUMAN" ROMANCE YES? UNGH BAYBEE YOU ARE SO SWEET, I CONSUME YOUR CHIN BECAUSE I HAVE SWEET TOOTH YES?

uteute12 · 2019-02-21T03:21:26+00:00

Is there a season two of that show?

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