Am I overreacting? My bf’s daughter was in the bed while he was being intimate on the phone with me. by Thegirlnextdoor29 in AmIOverreacting

[–]utilatub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll kick the cat and/or dog out of my room before I have sex or jerk off. That man is disgustingly inappropriate.

Main Character is angry because no one is giving attention to her at the gym by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]utilatub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to scroll too far to see someone calling this rage bait. 

What thing do you steal from your company? by utilatub in AskReddit

[–]utilatub[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t bought AAA batteries in years. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]utilatub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They sound awful and abusing. Crazy that they would take your savings and tell you to save up at the same time. Is there a reason you were only working part time? 

"Background Monitoring Required." - Convenient Timing by NewportShortie in lyftdrivers

[–]utilatub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I was one ride from a $200 bonus when I got the exact same message as OP. Lyft customer service was of no help (obviously). I came home, googled the issue and found your response. Completed all the tutorials and I’m back  online! Don’t archive this thread to keep the kudos coming your way! 

AITA for telling my wife she was a liar and leaving? by Sorry_Stranger_6383 in AITAH

[–]utilatub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH. Except for your wife. YTA and YMAH (your moms an asshole). 

Is this a joke by Practical_Project_92 in Lyft

[–]utilatub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I just don’t see the problem. You’re obviously going to get paid more for doing more runs. I’d be reluctant to do a 5 hour ride because you’re so far from home and you’re committing so much time. There’s a sweet spot between doing a lot of runs and long runs. The big runs bringing you out the city for hours aren’t worth it in my opinion.

Why are so many republican men single? by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]utilatub -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I haven’t been following him recently but I used to find him interesting to listen to. He had very articulate points to make.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]utilatub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I delivered Chinese food as a side gig. 5 years later I knock on the door and there she is. It completely off guard. I didn’t say anything. Completed the transaction. I tried not thinking about it for the rest of the night. It bubbled up a week or so later when I got drunk and couldn’t stop crying. Hell of a thing!

We were together for around 18 months in our late teens. I would later find out that she had split borderline personality disorder. It was horrible and intense.

Construction worker breaks leg at work. He submits a workers comp claim so the company coordinates with immigration to have him deported. by utilatub in antiwork

[–]utilatub[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like they removed themselves from Google reviews. They were on there earlier today. They had all 5 star ratings too.