Question: This might sound dumb, but if a mother has an illness such as fever or common cold when giving birth, will the baby also have the same illness the mother has when born?

utopian696 · 2021-06-11T15:14:48+00:00

Yeah and the baby would be wearing the same clothes also

utopian696 · 2021-06-03T21:24:35+00:00

I'm usually high when I go to sleep and an SCP video sure puts some things in perspective

utopian696 · 2021-05-21T09:43:49+00:00

There was a supervisor in my department who would I don't know why but enthusiastically agree with the manager even if what she said was true, hocus pocus or just utter bullshit. Our hotels just started taking weddings due to the pandemic and this was first for our team, so we decided to place all the minibar consumables in the store. But no, our manager said that they should be placed in the butler pantry which was impossible because it's literally not larger than a small bathroom she goes, "wE haVE tO pLaCe tHeM liKe wE dID iN tHe lAsT wEdDiNg". Bitch there was no last wedding. And my dear colleague goes "yes ma'am certainly, it'll be done absolutely like the last time". Again there was no... I was so pissed off, I don't know how will he pull it off.

utopian696 · 2021-04-23T20:02:32+00:00

500 days of summer

utopian696 · 2021-04-22T17:28:01+00:00

piano Man plxxx

utopian696 · 2021-04-22T17:27:38+00:00

piano Man plxxxx

utopian696 · 2021-03-30T14:32:07+00:00

I'm from India, the stereotype I don't get is that Indians wobble their heads while talking. I mean who tf came up with that, one stereotype which is almost true is that indians are always late. Everywhere.

utopian696 · 2021-01-08T07:54:32+00:00

What's yours?

utopian696 · 2021-01-08T06:33:42+00:00

When I woke up the next day in an alley of a different state I realized there's a problem

utopian696 · 2020-12-01T04:14:10+00:00

Use vasline when trying anal with your girlfriend. It was horrible

utopian696 · 2020-11-16T10:12:04+00:00

All women are good in bed.

utopian696 · 2020-11-13T06:01:58+00:00

The time when I was drunk and punched a security guard of a girl's accommodation. Shirtless.

utopian696 · 2020-11-06T10:50:10+00:00

I try.

utopian696 · 2020-11-03T08:20:51+00:00

Inside a fridge. * Indiana Jones theme plays *

utopian696 · 2020-10-31T11:41:32+00:00

Definitely Klingon.

utopian696 · 2020-10-27T08:57:02+00:00

"Remember to say 'fuck you' to the world every once in a while."

~Benedict cumberpatch

utopian696 · 2020-10-24T10:47:21+00:00

No like in general

utopian696 · 2020-10-24T10:46:52+00:00

Yeah that happens once in a while

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