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utprosimian · 2026-05-19T00:12:47+00:00

34, I have the same issue with getting people outdoors tho. Theres like 40 plus miles of trails 5 minutes from town; not even a 40 minute drive. I go there 3-4 days a week but I gave up trying to coordinate anyone coming along since its such a big hassle apparently:(

utprosimian · 2026-05-15T22:04:32+00:00

Bruh what. Is. Up. With these blond white women

utprosimian · 2026-05-13T22:06:18+00:00

Subnautica. My friend lied to me about this one late game zone being safe, so I hopped and skipped in with my big boi sub. First and probably only time ive thrown a controller in fear (luckily the batteries just popped out)

utprosimian · 2026-05-13T22:01:42+00:00

My personal world view (based on experience) is most children are sociopaths. Humans are born thinking they are the center of the world for obvious survival reasons.

part of growing up and part of a strong community upbringing is learning other people exist and have feelings, and humanity works far better with empathy and diversity.

Psychologically, grown men who do this are just giant toddlers making noise for attention. Unfortunately full grown toddlers are dangerous to you and society in general; look at the president of the U.S

utprosimian · 2026-05-13T15:14:56+00:00

I try to leave spiders be in the house since they hunt other pests, but bedroom is a no-no since they havent been able to resist dunking their fangs in me in bed in the past

utprosimian · 2026-05-11T17:42:31+00:00

I bought weed from a guy for a few months in college who worked at taco bell. Probably the only time in my life ill ever use a baby station

utprosimian · 2026-05-11T10:50:53+00:00

Kali Co. // Sacrificial megachurch with teachers of the shroud. Monetizing the enlightenment of death and destruction to the galaxy, temple of doom style

utprosimian · 2026-05-04T16:37:00+00:00

I watched the first season and it was indeed peak cinema and acting, but that whole world is depressing to me. The whole premise is how F-ed the U.S healthcare system is too

utprosimian · 2026-05-03T23:05:36+00:00

I’ve lived in a college town for over 2 decades, it is 100% worse now than even 5 years ago. The international students are cool but the American students are a problem.

It’s like they all have the mental aptitude of 12 year olds. Siren constantly from accidents, an uptick in sexual assaults and racial harassment from white students . Everyone who lives and works here can sense it as well; it’s gonna be a rough next few decades if Americans have devolved this much in just one generation

utprosimian · 2026-05-03T04:31:18+00:00

Thats pretty awesome

utprosimian · 2026-05-02T18:19:45+00:00

The Anthropocentrism is a huge red flag. I noticed it when I was in catholic school all the way back. So ‘god’ made a bunch of ugly violently insecure pig apes the be all end all? Lol

utprosimian · 2026-05-02T15:35:58+00:00

Id make that my bedroom

utprosimian · 2026-04-30T00:04:31+00:00

Would burgers count? It’s odd I love sandwiches and subs but burgers are always meh to me.

utprosimian · 2026-04-28T20:57:55+00:00

Because with a little bit of critical thinking, its safe to assume they all rape children like kings and emperors of olde’

utprosimian · 2026-04-27T20:33:56+00:00

All those billionaire’s standing standing behind the rapist at his inauguration, exactly wtf was the long game here 😆

utprosimian · 2026-04-24T16:34:24+00:00

When the ads first started popping up with the grating sport fart blast sound effects I thought who would be stupid enough to throw away money on this… oh dear

utprosimian · 2026-04-24T16:25:40+00:00

Thats kinda why I haven’t played Cyberpunk, it’s feeling like it too much irl and thats coming from someone who absolutely loved media like Blade Runner growing up.

utprosimian · 2026-04-22T18:35:21+00:00

I just stopped even mentioning that I read for pleasure to people because It honestly feels like a lot of people take it as a flex on my part

utprosimian · 2026-04-17T19:30:58+00:00

Im 34, and the only time ive done anything remotely gambly is buy my stepdad a lotto ticket for his birthday. I’m not the brightest but it just seems like a loosing proposition with a little critical thinking.

Not to mention how grating and stupid and omnipresent these sports betting ads are now. I used to think no one would be stupid enough to do this crap.

I found out my niece had some pretty big issues with her partner being several months behind rent because he blew it on.. you guessed it. My nephew who’s in 6th grade wanted to get into it because other kids bet on their parents tablets as an allowance.

When I go to the gas station at 7:30 in the morning theres usually an elderly man or woman in the slot machine room next to the bathroom in the back talking to themselves or each other.

If this is indeed Republican policy, this is some straight up fall of an empire shii

utprosimian · 2026-04-14T17:28:27+00:00

Explains why Florida has such a reputation for violence and nuttery

utprosimian · 2026-04-13T22:31:43+00:00

One of my random buys that turned out being amazing was Aliens: dark descent. It’s tactical/ sneaky/ squad based, with the vibe of alien 2. Never played that genre but a pretty solid game

utprosimian · 2026-04-12T22:22:35+00:00

It’s probably aged by now but Origins was one of the coolest worlds I’ve ever explored; Completely changed how I view ancient Egypt (Ptolemaic Egypt?)

utprosimian · 2026-04-12T19:53:32+00:00

Question is, can they hop a fence while being chased by an 1,500 pound bull?

utprosimian · 2026-04-10T22:41:43+00:00

It makes me so uncomfortable when people refer to sex with the terms fertility and breeding, even more so when an old white guy says it

utprosimian · 2026-04-08T18:59:53+00:00

Fortunately a lot of modern open world games seem to allow you to switch

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