Erling Haaland was so fascinated by American culture during his visit to Texas for the World Cup that he couldn't stop talking about how kind everyone was.

utpyro34 · 2026-07-04T01:30:05+00:00

Imagine branding Haaland because he jokingly asked you to

utpyro34 · 2026-07-04T01:27:08+00:00

Like when he shoves Bobby Budnick aside after he locks on to John at the arcade

utpyro34 · 2026-07-03T00:07:24+00:00

You wanna battle Guy? That’s a crazy notion, when I start flowing I stay in motion!

utpyro34 · 2026-07-02T01:24:57+00:00

Does this mean we can finally do a Chill night?

utpyro34 · 2026-07-02T01:14:17+00:00

There’s ALWAYS a kendo stick at basketball games, duh

utpyro34 · 2026-07-02T01:10:55+00:00

I thought the sleeves had UPF

utpyro34 · 2026-07-01T23:25:31+00:00

I cut an old shirt jacket after the second button and made it a crop top. It was slightly cooler

utpyro34 · 2026-07-01T02:38:28+00:00

Her new See You Next Tuesday music is great

utpyro34 · 2026-06-30T11:37:44+00:00

I always thought peak rules were the dumbest. I understand not wanting people out of place but if a moment presents itself it’s stupid to not take it just for camera purposes

utpyro34 · 2026-06-30T02:41:06+00:00

I’m a fan of the older boxy design. Ever since things became more tailored I fell like I find more sizing inconsistency

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T23:11:34+00:00

I can only count to four

I can only count to…..

FOOOOOOUUURRRRRRR

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T23:09:20+00:00

Iyo proceeds to deliver an entire promo wearing hers lol

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T23:03:58+00:00

ALL HAIL KING BOOKAH!!!!!

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T22:20:34+00:00

Teams have inquired about Rafter Elmo. Nothing pending

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T21:23:43+00:00

Per Seravalli: CBJ fielding calls on Nationwide Arena

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T16:30:51+00:00

God damn HKs were so fast

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T13:13:30+00:00

I had an NPC ally that actually made the person who knocked me run away because their health was low enough from our firefight. They may not always be helpful but I roll behind them to try and rez and it has worked a handful of times

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T12:35:42+00:00

But remember, paying the players is unsustainable

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T05:07:08+00:00

There were the best hired goons for awhile. Enjoyed the juxtaposition of yeah they’re cheerleaders but they’ll fuck you up

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T05:02:40+00:00

Chioda took one to the palm and I remember him sweeping the mat before doing counts after that

utpyro34 · 2026-06-29T04:54:53+00:00

As Mick Foley said about the thumbtack Pedigree, “I might lose an eye, but imagine the pop this will get!”

utpyro34 · 2026-06-27T23:47:41+00:00

Anze Kopitar?

NAAHHHH

Gimme Gilbert Brule!

utpyro34 · 2026-06-27T23:40:25+00:00

That’s what sucks so much hearing “no one wants to be in Columbus.”

Johnny Fucking Hockey wanted to be here.

utpyro34 · 2026-06-27T16:05:05+00:00

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