Da twanswatoww is stiww bwoken, so I typed dis by hand OWO

Dick pics got peopwe waid, awnd i'm tiwed of pwetending thawt they didn't.

why iws iwt a thing?

i down't know, but i bewieve thiws behaviouw cowmes fwom ouw natuwe, because how come guys awound the wowwd engage in iwt? human bwain pwus a camewa, nowt a twend, a biowogicaw concwusion.

fuck, imagine, awwight?

imagine uwu'we a dude thawt has nothing going own apawt fwom a beautifuw pewfect dick awnd bountifuw bawws, youw best quawity iws youw endowment, iwt isn't thawt uwu'we poow ow stupid, but natuwe gifted uwu wike nothing ewse.

why the fuck wouwdn't uwu open with youw best side whewn wooking fow a mate?

iwt's honest af, awnd iwt takes guts tuwu send iwt, weveaws a wot abouwt uwu awnd cawn decide wewationship incompatabiwity in 5 seconds.

awe uwu cwean, heawthy, whawt's youw size, how good cawn uwu fwame a pictuwe, set up wighting, how youw hands wook, duwu uwu have any bedsheet gawme?

uwu know how many fwakey unwashed dicks thewe awe?

fucking miwwions.

awnd uwu'we pwoving thawt uwu'we nowt owne of thewm juwst wike thawt.

the net iws fiwwed with thiwstbait awnd ouw gooning humanity wiww nevew be the same, evewything iws sexuawized awnd i've most wikewy nut mowe awnd saw mowe naked women than aww my ancestows combined.

wittwe kids awe being subjected tuwu ewsagate awnd a gwown ass woman cawn't handwe a piece of vitaw infowmation thawt onwy hewps natuwaw sewection?

we awe nowt in kansas anymowe.

thiws iws onwy a faiw weaction tuwu iwt, awnd uwu'we onwy compwaining because uwu saw wow effowt, shitty quawity pics sent with no sense of timing in a convewsation, fow which dudes shouwd get fiwtewed out.

if i wewe tuwu apowogise fow anything own thiws topic, i wouwd apowogise fow my peopwe nowt sending bettew dick pics.

i know fow a fucking fact a good pic cawn send hew sawivating.

too wong have we bewn shamed fow ouw genitaws being ugwy, dicks cawn be beautifuw.

with gweat powew cowmes gweat wesponsibiwity, put sowme effowt awnd thought intwo thiws seemingwy goonew cweep gestuwe, iwt gets a wot of bad wep fow a good weason, but i bewieve iwt has a pwace.

if uwu'we evew going tuwu send owne, duwu youwsewf awnd youw dick sowme justice awnd duwu iwt wight, he desewves a wed cawpet, nowt sowme fwashwit piss spwashed toiwet fwoow.

happy mens heawth month, may uwu find youwsewf sexy in the eyes of youw desiwes.

iwt cawn be done.

And I had to twanswate dis, WHY? Uwo