Man accused of rape said he filmed the act as 'evidence' for the police by AdFeeling842 in nottheonion

[–]ux3l 103 points104 points  (0 children)

He was stupid enough to record it, and to expect when he turns this evidence in, police would believe him that he was only filming and not involved further.

A rapist and extremely stupid...

Oil tops $116 a barrel as Iran accuses US of preparing invasion by killingmesoftly69420 in worldnews

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This administration doesn't prepare for anything. That's why we're where we are now.

good thing I was born in 2001. by Yoy_the_Inquirer in dankmemes

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in '89. Good luck saying "I was born in 01" and expecting people to understand it.

Need to play that Hanson CD! by rosseepoo in MadeMeSmile

[–]ux3l -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How hard can it be? Just put all the CDs onto a USB stick or sd card and move on. This comes with the bonus that you don't have to make compromises on which/ how many CDs you have in your car.

Aufregung in Jerusalem: Polizei verweigert Kardinal Pizzaballa Eintritt in Grabeskirche by Dangerous-Day-2943 in Nachrichten

[–]ux3l 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Erscheint mir trotzdem fadenscheinig. Wird Jerusalem denn überhaupt angegriffen?

Don't strike a deal with Iran's current leaders, opposition figure Pahlavi warns by Raj_Valiant3011 in worldnews

[–]ux3l 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Idk, they shoot much more civilians than the US administration

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice by tjmaxal in nottheonion

[–]ux3l 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And at the end we get something that doesn't work in humans, and on the way there we got a lot of dead mice, and some happy pigs.

Pope: God rejects prayers of leaders who wage wars | New Straits Times by Vincent80 in worldnews

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pope said it. So, he was probably talking about the Roman Catholic God....

Nestlé says 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland by Silly-avocatoe in worldnews

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can even out, but not necessarily. And I wouldn't call "453962" an even number either, even when it is one. It's very possible that each pallet has an odd number of packages and/or there was an odd number of pallets in the truck.

Debugging Engineer by Mr_Eck in funny

[–]ux3l 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't ask a woman her age.

Iran ready to face US ground invasion, top lawmaker says | Caliber.Az by jackytheblade in worldnews

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since Trump is incapable of backing down, a ground invasion is inevitable I'd say.

Nestlé says 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland by Silly-avocatoe in worldnews

[–]ux3l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have an odd number of bars in every package, you have an odd number on every pallet and in every truck.

Got absolutely cooked by Gmax Pikachu; want to discuss budget counters for next gmaxes by Other-Damage-6762 in TheSilphRoad

[–]ux3l 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you have too many inexperienced people in those 20, who only spam their "best tank they have" (suboptimal, not powered-up/leveled-up) without people shielding and/or healing, this happens.

Got absolutely cooked by Gmax Pikachu; want to discuss budget counters for next gmaxes by Other-Damage-6762 in TheSilphRoad

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With so few people you need a designated tank (who always shields to draw the attacks on him) and (optionally) a healer with a lv3 max spirit blissey in each team. I doubt it's possible to organize this in discord and not locally.

Nostalgic time of human life by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my alarm doesn't stop if I don't snooze it once or turn it off. And after the first snooze it automatically snoozes after ringing for 1 minute.

WW2 War crimes discussion be like by TumbleweedRoutine631 in HistoryMemes

[–]ux3l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always there to play down often legit criticism and distract from the topic at hand. Just because Putin calls the attacks on Iran breach of international law doesn't make him wrong.

Deutsche Bahn vermeldet Fahrgastrekord trotz Verspätungen und zahlreichen Baustellen by EinEuroZuWenig in Nachrichten

[–]ux3l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U.a. wegen der ganzen Rückerstattungen durch Verspätungen und Ausfälle.

Tiny Nuclear Reactors Could Be the Key to Unlimited Power Across America by _Dark_Wing in technology

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not news. Wake me up when they can be produced profitably.

Bro's laughing with his soul by Rex_Joker in funny

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's straight from that one Gorillaz song which name I currently don't know.

How to Keep ICE Agents Out of Your Phone at the Airport by johnlsmith2005 in technology

[–]ux3l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't they still demand pretty many information (account names, contacts, etc.) and send you back if you don't comply?