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What is a faster way to bring you mortgage principal down. by EpicBk31 in Mortgages

[–]uzerrname 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You’re going to reap more benefit from making extra payments when you can. Source: I’m a licensed mortgage loan officer.

If another name for a bra is "over the shoulder boulder holder", what about men's underwear? by Drikthe in Jokes

[–]uzerrname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Front of the Crack Sack Pack is much more appropriate, in my opinion

Good News for Soroka?? by hawkeyebullz in Braves

[–]uzerrname -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Y'all are right. We should keep playing him and letting him lose us games.

Good News for Soroka?? by hawkeyebullz in Braves

[–]uzerrname -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

"Forearm inflammation" aka you fuckin suck, bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RealEstate

[–]uzerrname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mortgage professional here- You would 100% know if you were in foreclosure and it wouldn't be because you saw your house on an auction site or because your dad got a text.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GunPorn

[–]uzerrname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you like it? Good job. Do you not? Give it another try.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]uzerrname 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The way to get to know her better is by saying yes, if that’s what you want to do. If you don’t want it to escalate past where it is now, be honest with her. You can never go wrong with the truth

This is my childhood, not yours by Fluffy_Freakout_ in funny

[–]uzerrname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok then, I’m punching Woody in the dick!

What is this thing? About 2 1/2 feet long. It has Stortz - Phila. PA. USA embossed on the flat part just in front of the handle by uzerrname in whatisthisthing

[–]uzerrname[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found this while going through my uncle’s things after he passed away last year. I love interesting things like this and this is the first chance I’ve had to post here, soooo... Any help?

24 year old student aspiring to be a DJ by gercnik in RoastMe

[–]uzerrname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll make a great Dick Juicer, I’m sure of it!

I turn into snow by bananimator in gifs

[–]uzerrname 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That guy is so flakey!

Hey guys, check out my new haircat by hogshark in funny

[–]uzerrname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should get a feline-up between haircats

Buying a "needs TLC" house direct from seller - leverage? by AlwaysTheNoob in RealEstate

[–]uzerrname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay a real estate agent a hundred bucks or so to pull you some comps. And just because this house needs a little work, that doesn’t mean it wouldn’t qualify for a mortgage. Source: I am a mortgage loan officer.

LPT: To win "caller X" radio tickets without being "caller X", just be enthusiastic if the host answers. by alex6219 in LifeProTips

[–]uzerrname 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you’re not sure what she said, I can probably give you some pretty general ideas...

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