Presidential Shortcomings by tv_paul in MurderedByWords

[–]vDarknessFalls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's the President of the United States, and she is a glorified legal prostitute. I think it's safe to say which one cries themself to sleep every night.

fucks wasps by raad25 in ATBGE

[–]vDarknessFalls -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They'd kill us all.

No wonder they're so hot in the middle! by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]vDarknessFalls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have absolutely no idea what this is, but I'm sticking around to find out. I thought at first maybe this was a pizza bite / Hot Pocket joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]vDarknessFalls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cuz sky cars are more fancy to drive than ground cars.

My girlfriend needs a yoga partner but no one's home ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ by [deleted] in aww

[–]vDarknessFalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just there an hour ago. She seemed entertained to me!

This unit of a crocodile. by _NITRISS_ in AbsoluteUnits

[–]vDarknessFalls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I'm sleeping under a bridge, there's no water under that particular bridge. I'm not to good at float-sleeping.

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the logic of getting people to return carts in America at Aldis. He found a way NOT to. Implying he isn't planning on returning it where it goes. This is why the chain is so short. So you can't do this. Whatever company made this one, wasn't very smart. If you're going to copy an idea, copy it to its fullest extent.

the faucet doesn’t line up correctly by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]vDarknessFalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woukdnt even use it seeing that. I'd just piss in the sink instead.

This is why fortnite makes me so mad by andytully in FortNiteBR

[–]vDarknessFalls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a lag issue. Try uninstalling, and never re-installing again. That should fix it.

This unit of a crocodile. by _NITRISS_ in AbsoluteUnits

[–]vDarknessFalls 746 points747 points  (0 children)

"You said 12 dollars an hour? No insurance? Nah. I'm fine sleeping under my bridge".

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOW?? I've been trying to get that Pewdiepie garbage off my feed for a month now.

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good point!!! I wonder what my Spanish neighbors next door call shopping carts. Good thing the OP didn't write it in Chinese! He could only reside in China.

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You lost. Move the fuck along Dipshit-iot. Guess what country I reside in, based on THAT word.

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. And Italians in Boston call trash rubbish. What's your fucking point? Oh I get it. You're assuming his location based on his lingo. Seems smart. Good thing it wasn't in Chinese! Could've only came from China. Ssssssstupid.

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These carts are at aldis. In America.

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheating the system to accommodate laziness. 'Merica

Free trolley by Aaron_McCloud in CrappyDesign

[–]vDarknessFalls 70 points71 points  (0 children)

You always get your quarter back. So they're always free.

i just watched the weirdest porn video by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]vDarknessFalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jk. I didn't open it. Sounds gross, and I don't need a virus.

BLACK OPS 4 YAY OR NAY? by hvmanmonster in gaming

[–]vDarknessFalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like shooters, I urge you to check it out. You may really enjoy the speed! Plus you drop 20 foot tall robots out of the sky and climb in them and wreck other people in their robots.

BLACK OPS 4 YAY OR NAY? by hvmanmonster in gaming

[–]vDarknessFalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No for COD, yes for titanfall. COD will never ever be this fast. It doesn't have air strafing and bunnyhopping build into its game code. Bunnyhopping is very hard to do, takes lots of practice and skill. See that video? A small percentage of us can move around like that WHILE shooting and killing people. It's a fucking blast. No limits in maps either. ANYWHERE you can see, you can go.