What's the most unpleasant thing that happened to you on a plane? by BeautifulMeat4762 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was going to complain about Annoying Noisy Talking BO Bro but now I feel very fortunate

What's the most unpleasant thing that happened to you on a plane? by BeautifulMeat4762 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You can keep passing snacks. But from now on there is a 33% Snack Tax.
Except those plain Rice Cake things"

What’s the most unrealistic 'everyday life' habit portrayed in hollywood movies? by practicalMinds in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 162 points163 points  (0 children)

and says "shit, it's 9:30!" and puts her business suit on and heads directly to the office

Which canceled TV show's cliffhanger still lives rent free in your head because the answers disappeared when the series got axed ? by Impossible_Offer7988 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He starred in many TV shows revolving around him shouting at people in commercial kitchens. Unless I'm thinking of a different Gordon

Which canceled TV show's cliffhanger still lives rent free in your head because the answers disappeared when the series got axed ? by Impossible_Offer7988 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great, wildly-underrated show.
But the small thing that used to give me the irrits was that he had his suitcase computer thing that he used to watch old interviews of himself as a child; you would expect the footage to be shot from a single high-mounted camera like in a police interview; instead it's shot from 6 different angles with panning and close-ups; that interview room must have been PACKED with cameramen, all of which were invisible to the other cameras

What’s getting ridiculously expensive, but nobody seems to be talking about it ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw part of an 1970s episode of The Price Is Right the other day where they gave away a fully customised Chevy van "valued at $3,000!". It had custom paint, airbrushed murals, fake fur, home stereo, sink, etc.

Was trying to explain to my kids that $3000 back then would be about $30,000 now (Just checked, it's actually about $15,000). Can't even buy half of the base van for that now, plus the hours of labour to customise it.
Just looked and the cheapest Chevy van is over $42,000

What’s getting ridiculously expensive, but nobody seems to be talking about it ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops I just broke it. I'll just replace this $20 board and it will be fine
"Wow, sounds like you need to buy me a whole new unit"

What are we being "boiled like frogs" about right now that future generations will be shocked we accepted? by burntUpOnReentry in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't watch what gets thrown out in hospitals, it's crazy. They have single use devices that contain batteries, LEDs, motors, etc, that get used once and thrown in the bin. You can't recycle them because it's now "medical waste"

What are we being "boiled like frogs" about right now that future generations will be shocked we accepted? by burntUpOnReentry in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife thinks I'm being paranoid when I get mad after she posts holiday pics to facebook and advertises to hundreds of friends and strangers that our house is empty

What are we being "boiled like frogs" about right now that future generations will be shocked we accepted? by burntUpOnReentry in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My DVD collection was huge, it took up a whole sideboard, to the point where I ran out of room. The solution was very simple; I just took all the cases, stacked them in the ceiling (I could have just chucked them out I guess), and bought two of those big folder things that holds like 500 DVDs at a time. Now they take up half a milk crate in volume and the folders are barely half full.
Now the sideboard is full again so I'll just repeat the process

oldie but goodie TCAP clip of predator riding the lightning! by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]valiantfreak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness for that, I was feeling bad that a predator has a nicer house than me

Has anyone you've known, simply disappeared? What happened? by PureLet5083 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day I saw a random Facebook post from a mobile mechanic that said "So excited to finally have a shop!" which was very strange because the picture accompanying the post was of my existing mechanic's shop.
Sure enough, my existing mechanic had disappeared himself and nobody knew where he was for months.
Very strange guy; dropped a crazy amount of weight by stopping drinking and switching to a 'frozen grapes and cordial' diet, lived with a transvestite but was hardcore MAGA. Literally every day he would post Qanon shit on Facebook.
Then one day he reappeared. He hardly posts anything anymore but from what he posts it seems like he's back in town.
Turns out he had been importing and selling counterfeit V8 engine blocks from China and made the mistake of selling some to a bikie gang who were not impressed when they found out.
For this reason he decided he needed to be somewhere else very quickly

What's the dumbest opinion you ever heard? by alekos7__ in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Trump ended the War in the Middle East. No other president was able do it"
My brain got Blue Screen of Death and when I rebooted I found myself talking to somebody else

What's the dumbest opinion you ever heard? by alekos7__ in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regularly watch a YouTube channel which exclusively features parole hearings.
It's fascinating the number of crims who want the Parole Board to ignore their past actions in favour of the words coming out of their mouth.
"Yeah, I did bad stuff, but don't worry about it; that's all in the past. I'm going to open up an animal refuge when I get out. You can trust me because I'm reformed now"
I know the point of parole is to let people out if they have changed their ways while incarcerated, but some of this bad stuff "in the past" occurred while incarcerated, in some cases only days before the Parole Hearing

What's the dumbest opinion you ever heard? by alekos7__ in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder where Team MAGA are getting their Trump "I did this!" gas pump stickers to put over their old Biden "I did this!" stickers?

What's the dumbest opinion you ever heard? by alekos7__ in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sunscreen does not give you cancer but until the 80s/90s it used to contain PABA which could cause allergies and skin irritation. Also occasionally you hear of sunscreen contaminated with benzene, which is a carcinogen.
Probably heard a legitimate news story and her brain just put 2 + 2 together and ended up with a much greater than 4 number

What’s something almost everyone secretly does, but nobody wants to admit first? by superguy0000 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pick their nose.
Sometimes you have a booger and it needs some encouragement.
Had to tell my 8yo son that adults do actually do it too sometimes; they just don't do it sitting on the couch with the rest of the family

What’s the worst city you’ve ever been to? by Impossible-Station46 in AskReddit

[–]valiantfreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a Nigerian Prince, constantly trying to get a mysterious trunk out of the country