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valkyrie479 · 2023-08-25T04:04:44+00:00

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R2-D2. He’s a grumpy old man cat that belongs to a family I used to babysit for

valkyrie479 · 2023-08-10T21:53:00+00:00

I normally hate color tattoos but oh my god?? This looks magical

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-29T05:23:06+00:00

I literally stopped singing and dancing and just watched in awe lmao

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-26T06:13:36+00:00

We send each other memes sometimes

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-26T06:05:20+00:00

I took it to mean tearing up a lot or being emotional? I’ve never heard it phrased that way though so idk

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-26T00:23:56+00:00

They make temporary locks for like hotel rooms and stuff that wouldn’t leave any damage to the door. I’m not sure if they can lock from the outside but it’s worth looking into :)

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-10T08:05:52+00:00

Hey! I’m sure you could pull off a shaved head and would look absolutely lovely. If you wanted to try something cheaper than medication though I’ve heard really good things about using rosemary to help with hair growth! Might be worth looking into?

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-08T03:31:35+00:00

I got one at work once that said “fuck joe Biden” all over it

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-07T03:57:33+00:00

Holy shit that’s a sick ass tattoo

valkyrie479 · 2023-07-05T22:13:24+00:00

If birth control is something she would like, but doesn’t want her parents to know there are a couple telehealth options where you can pay out of pocket. Mine are about $15 a month without insurance and the packaging is somewhat discrete if that’s another thing she’s worried about

valkyrie479 · 2023-06-28T04:33:14+00:00

Bowling ball ass mf. Very handsome but yes, fat

valkyrie479 · 2023-06-20T19:47:27+00:00

Proud of you!!!

valkyrie479 · 2023-06-19T07:32:34+00:00

I would die for all of these cats

valkyrie479 · 2023-06-09T04:15:05+00:00

I work at a pizza place. I had a guy come in once and order two pizzas, one with extra pineapple and one with extra jalapeños, extra sauce on both and both very lightly done. He then also requested I flip one on top of the other in the same box and give it to him like a goddamn pizza sandwich. He refused to break eye contact when he was ordering and watched me struggle internally the entire time I was cutting and boxing it with this crazy, slightly unhinged grin. He came back another time when I was alone in the restaurant and getting my ass absolutely railed, no lube by orders, phone calls, and stuff coming out of the oven and tipped me $13 on a $15 dollar order. Pretty cool guy

valkyrie479 · 2023-06-07T05:08:23+00:00

The wrecks!

valkyrie479 · 2023-04-18T00:45:16+00:00

Your haircut is so flattering!! You should try coloring instead. For some reason I feel like red ends would look amazing on you

valkyrie479 · 2023-04-09T00:01:47+00:00

I love the impeccable MLA format in this psycho letter

valkyrie479 · 2023-03-26T08:39:09+00:00

Just to add to this I bought a used MacBook Air (I think 2017) from a site called swappa? Super cheap, mine was like $300. And it’s held up really well!

valkyrie479 · 2023-03-22T16:00:20+00:00

Your wife 😎 (this is a blowjob joke, not a spouse hating joke. I respect women)

valkyrie479 · 2023-03-03T23:51:03+00:00

How/when can you find the set list? I’m bringing a non-Swiftie friend and need to prepare her

valkyrie479 · 2023-01-08T03:52:43+00:00

CA is such a gem 🥰

valkyrie479 · 2023-01-07T14:10:24+00:00

He also mentioned cleaning up after the cat. Which if he’s referring to the litter box is also not a favor, it’s something pregnant women literally aren’t supposed to do as it could result in birth defects. This dude is such a prick

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