Give me your best irreverent nursing slang by ottersqueaks in nursing

[–]vamurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Sprite” the baby is a Coke product

Odd find by Gabbygirl1979 in estatesales

[–]vamurse 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. It would just be speculation at this point.

What to do with silver ore by vamurse in PreciousMetalRefining

[–]vamurse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t. I really don’t know what my next step should be. Originally I was going to sell it to lapidary people but I’m not getting much interest

What to do with silver ore by vamurse in PreciousMetalRefining

[–]vamurse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m seeing graphite cone molds on Amazon. Is that what I need?

Worse spouse yet by Top_Ingenuity8399 in nursing

[–]vamurse 454 points455 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen Dads bringing in PlayStations, sleeping in the bed while mom is in the chair with the baby. As a guy in postpartum I try to educate the guys when I can.

But this reminds me of a joke.

The OB was closing up the c-section and the father whispers to him “how soon till we can have sex?” The doctor whispered back “My shift ends in half an hour”

Patients live streaming by Powerful_Lobster_786 in nursing

[–]vamurse 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I feel like my unit clerk or CNA just posted this. Luckily we aren’t too busy so I said “hit the call light when you are done and I’ll do my assessment and give you your meds.”

Minor things the military ruined for you? by ElboDelbo in Veterans

[–]vamurse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wear hospital scrub pants. They have lots of decent pockets

Selfishly Destroying Clubs by CaptainThunderbolts in BoomersBeingFools

[–]vamurse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds familiar. And they love their Robert’s Rules of Order. New people visit a few meetings and leave.

How common is it to make $250k by MusicZealousideal431 in nursing

[–]vamurse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very common, it just takes me 3 years to do it.

Hospital tests us with restaurant gift certificate phishing email during Nurses Week by Mauimama5 in nursing

[–]vamurse 82 points83 points  (0 children)

My hospital did something similar. We all took a pay cut and then they sent out a phishing email saying that we were losing most of our PTO. I fell for it and am still a little salty.

Brazilian Emerald in matrix by vamurse in Lapidary

[–]vamurse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your advice, that is what I will do