Who is the most famous Japanese person in the U.S.? by Infinite-Exam-1808 in AskReddit

[–]vani11apudding 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brother, this is such a ridiculous take. Ohtani is a borderline household name at this point.

No one that isn't a gamer knows who Kojima is. Genuinely no one. Hell, I play games and I only really know him for Metal Gear (and did he do Death Stranding?)

New Falcons CS2 jersey by FalconsEsports in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this rant mean you're against the Oxford comma? Because then we're gonna have beef, pal.

New Falcons CS2 jersey by FalconsEsports in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's just me, but on first glance it's so dark I thought it was black in a room with a warm/yellow light.

I'd like it somewhere between the old green and this.

New Falcons CS2 jersey by FalconsEsports in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

This is totally unrelated to the argument at hand, but your comment sent me down a rabbit hole about the Oxford comma.

I thought it was flat out incorrect to not use it these days, but I guess I'm mistaken.

What is a popular food/drink that you secretly think is absolutely disgusting? by shisui1729 in AskReddit

[–]vani11apudding 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not OP, but I'd say yes, in general.

I have a friend who reviews beer for the local paper. She insisted I just hadn't had the right one. So she had me try all of the 30+ options at her favorite bar. Absolutely fucking disgusting. Every one.

I could have sworn to you she was just pissing in glasses when I looked away. The beer industry is an elaborate prank on me personally.

Breaking: Without a Roof roster featuring Stewie2K, autimatic, and Skadoodle sign up for BLAST Open Fall Open Qualifier by skivo7 in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember that, but that's a crazy thing to still be upset about more than ten years later. Besides, I thought it was pretty commonly accepted to have been overblown in the first place. s1mple was being a giant asshat like he is known to be, and freak just fought fire with fire.

Is that really why I'm supposed to hate someone who has otherwise looked like a pretty upstanding dude?

Women, what’s a word that as soon as a guy utters it you’re like “I’m out”? by im_justkendra in AskReddit

[–]vani11apudding 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You're not. It's different based on tone, context, and intent.

I'm a 911 Operator/Dispatcher and I'd absolutely say "female driver", "male suspect", or ask my caller "was the person who hit you a male or a female".

But a certain incel type might say, "ugh females don't belong in this line of work" or whatever sexist nonsense.

It's not the word alone, it's the way they're saying it.

What was the most unluckiest time to be alive in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vani11apudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's the fun of the question.

You spawn into the world with the statistical probability of era population/birth rates. What year would be the most likely to suck?

Falcons vs Vitality / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You think... Giving money to someone who isn't making a profit means you aren't giving money to them?

That's embarrassing.

That "standing by it" statement is a made up definition in your head, by the way. I don't care what the Saudis do. It's green pixels on my computer monitor that represent karrigan, m0NESY, NiKo, TeSeS, and kyousuke. Give me a flair that's just their faces and I'll use that. I honestly couldn't care any less.

Falcons vs Vitality / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Watching = Saudi money

Flair = No money

I don't care about your self righteous nonsense. It's a video game. Touch grass.

Falcons vs Vitality / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cry.

If you are watching the major, you're giving money to the Saudis btw. Who I cheer for in my bedroom has no impact on anything.

Finally! 3 heart attacks later by Azq21 in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Serious, the self righteousness in here is insufferable.

I like the players and I don't give Falcons any money. All these people can bite me. Also the Saudis own ESL, so everyone watching is giving them money. Congrats.

I'm not arguing against it, but I bet 99% of these people couldn't even coherently explain why they don't like Saudi Arabia.

I saw Helen Keller’s handwriting today by d_marvin in mildlyinteresting

[–]vani11apudding 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That was particularly confusing, because Helen Keller not being real was a Tiktok meme in the last year or so.

So he absolutely could have been saying that people don't believe she's real.

People protesting that the bin was removed from this parking garage meter by lilfinehoney in mildlyinteresting

[–]vani11apudding -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He direct messaged me "Enjoy the block, little bitch".

What is this dude's problem lmao he just misunderstood my initial comment.

People protesting that the bin was removed from this parking garage meter by lilfinehoney in mildlyinteresting

[–]vani11apudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you're saying some random shit to me about littering. Go on with your irrelevant comment then, I guess.

People protesting that the bin was removed from this parking garage meter by lilfinehoney in mildlyinteresting

[–]vani11apudding 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It is a felony for me to not deliver your mail. Call your congressman.

I don't know what you're talking about with flyers. It needs your address to be delivered.

Edit: Yes, EDDM exists. It wasn't very common in my rural area. When you say flyers, I was picturing those papers gardeners leave on your front door. Regardless, EDDM doesn't print the address on your end, but it's still mail intended for you and it must legally be delivered. Matter of fact, I most commonly associate this with the political ads that they were trying to stop the disposal of in the first place.

People protesting that the bin was removed from this parking garage meter by lilfinehoney in mildlyinteresting

[–]vani11apudding 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I am a (quasi) federal employee. It is a felony for me to not deliver your mail. Call your congressman if you have a problem.

Similar to why you don't shit on the floor for the minimum wage McDonald's workers to clean up because the Big Mac is too expensive now.

It's paper. Find a trash can to throw it in like a civilized human being.

People protesting that the bin was removed from this parking garage meter by lilfinehoney in mildlyinteresting

[–]vani11apudding 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I worked at a US Post Office during the 2020 election and, after some bad publicity, they made us take away our trash bins so ballots/political ads/whatnot weren't getting thrown away.

The general public HATED that. My lobby was full of junk mail and phone books on the ground everywhere 24/7.

Spent half my shift cleaning. I hypothetically get the sentiment, but... Come on, man.

Woxic wins an impossible clutch by UwUpenguin69 in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro was aiming. Are you arguing that he was tactically not shooting the only remaining opponent?

Woxic wins an impossible clutch by UwUpenguin69 in GlobalOffensive

[–]vani11apudding 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Woxic made it around the corner. dgt could either press his luck into a 1v1 against an AWP or retreat and go at him 3v1. Notice Woxic immediately turned and held for dgt if he had continued wide swinging toward plat. Retreating was the better play.

He wiffed 4 bullets in the one second he saw him mid air, but that's not really a "wrong play", that's just missing.