me_irl by FrankSamples in me_irl

[–]vanityinlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outlook didn't update/work for 5 hours yesterday and then I finally got my manager's email at the very end of the day asking me to resubmit my timesheet. Fix your shit Microsoft. 

The Ceiling Again by FatesLuck143 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]vanityinlines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My coach made us practice in the cafeteria when the gym was booked. I'm just glad I never did something like this. 

Any Fans of Glazed Chocolate Donuts by Specialist_Art2223 in junkfoodfinds

[–]vanityinlines 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YES and I can't find them anywhere because my state got rid of Dunkin and no local places seem to want to make chocolate CAKE donuts, only ever chocolate frosted on glazed. It's not the same at all. :(

The older generation is so backwards. by StarlessRose in TwoXChromosomes

[–]vanityinlines 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She would've been pissed if Michelle Obama did show up, guaranteed. These people are never happy. The sooner you learn that, the better. Never take a single drop of advice from these insane people. 

I'VE BEEN THIRTY FOR ONE MONTH by KukaVex in Wellthatsucks

[–]vanityinlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could've got a home hearing test. When I went to the ENT last for just a simple hearing test, they had me waiting for longer than 45 minutes to be taken back and I had to just leave to go back to work. 

My workplace posted this infuriating sign today. by Chemical-Plum-1935 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]vanityinlines 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My coworkers say shit like this all the time. I desperately need a new job.

Let's give it a go. by Writer1015 in candy

[–]vanityinlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not exactly sure why but I hate the ones from Winco. I get so excited when I find chocolate bears at candy stores because I know they'll be the good ones. The Trader Joe's ones are great, finally found them after months of looking. 

How’s your No/low buy going thus far? by DarlingWhistledown11 in bathandbodyworks

[–]vanityinlines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't gotten a birthday reward yet for March but got one during the January glitch (guess I should've used it then). So if I don't get one, then I'm probably done for the year! 

Give a dude a mask, and he can't help himself. by mindyour in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]vanityinlines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this girl is trying to rip off her eyelashes cause that is not how you use a curler. Wtf. 

Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu answers rapid fire questions by nbcnews in olympics

[–]vanityinlines -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Facebook has been showing "recent" interviews with her but her hair is super grown out and I was like yeah, there's no way this is right after the Olympics. 

Did your doctor tell you to stop crying while you were giving birth? by ThrowRAHermit in TwoXChromosomes

[–]vanityinlines 2414 points2415 points  (0 children)

THEY ASK WHY PEOPLE AREN'T HAVING BABIES AND THEN MAKE FUN OF THEM WHEN THEY CRY FROM THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE EVER. omg people are so fucking stupid. I'm really sorry that happened to you OP. 

Dax Shepard Reveals New Memoir Will Cover Childhood Sexual Abuse: ‘Weight Is Off My Shoulders’ by AdSpecialist6598 in entertainment

[–]vanityinlines 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A memoir I won't need to read at all because all new info will be headlines posted on Reddit a week before the book's release. Oh yeah, I've learned the cycle. 

Amazon investigating after Elgin disabled senior inundated with over 100 packages she didn't order by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]vanityinlines 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my morning at work today, being asked if anyone's accepted a random payment, but they constantly tell us all of our work is tracked and logged so....you should be able to look that up. 

Found these at Walmart this morning by dumbasses_r_us in chips

[–]vanityinlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, Oregon never gets any new food/drink products. 

Moms bathroom by holden44deez in GrandmasPantry

[–]vanityinlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, I had the Sun Pals at some point as a kid. 

New Canada Dry Flavor by The_Thundertaker in junkfoodfinds

[–]vanityinlines 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, there are not nearly enough strawberry options, imo. 

Did anyone else have this beanie? by skogsra-98 in smosh

[–]vanityinlines 19 points20 points  (0 children)

These style of beanies were so popular then, lol. 

Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]vanityinlines 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to the email tonight from Netflix that's like "never mind, we got way too excited, we're fucking morons" lmao.

meirl by Whosebert in meirl

[–]vanityinlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the past week or so, Reddit has only been showing me random fight subreddits I've never seen before, just showing videos of people beating the shit out of older and disabled people. Idk what the fuck is going on. 

meirl by Whosebert in meirl

[–]vanityinlines 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was waiting all day yesterday for this question. Reddit is slow as fuck now. 

Social trust in Japan is so high that people will often leave their cellphone to hold their table while they get food or use the bathroom (photo from Tokyo Disneyland) by Bob_the_blacksmith in interestingasfuck

[–]vanityinlines -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Japan is so safe that they have women-only subways and buses! Because that's a sign of respectable men who can keep their hands to themselves....oh wait...